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I fantasize about my funeral and how I will mess with everybody beyond the grave. I want to put the fun in the funeral. I want to prank people when I die. I want to get the last laugh. I want to play pop Goes the Weasel at my funeral and how by corpse pop out of his casket right in the climax of the song Pop Goes the Weasel.
I once made love to a tree and I pretend the tree was a female lesbian tree hitting on me. I made out with the tree. I did lewd acts with this tree. I had a good friend of mine witness this. I even once convinced an ex of mine to make love to an ATM. Needless to say he perform lewd acts on this ATM because of me daring him to. I will do it again.
If you pass out drunk I'm going to mess with you. I once took a tennis ball and threw it at some guy's back who passed out drunk. I have other plans in mind.
I have an alternate ego with the name Constantine Casanova Francis. He's confident that he can get any man or hermaphrodite, or woman he wants. He's a handsome gothic guy with Angelic features in his face. He's bisexual with pansexual tendencies and he likes to dominate other men. He also likes to dress up like a Gothic dominatrix and go by his drag name Ariella black or Ariel black. I could go on for hours about my inner man is really big sausage. I don't know if this makes me trans but I sure like pretending to be a man.
I once pretend to be a redneck hermaphrodite living in a trailer park and pr0$$tituting himself off. The whole discussion was funny until the d@mn confessions site got hacked and out of business. I would make other messed up confessions. I just love to troll people on confession sites. I would do this because I got purely got bored and I had too much time on my hands.
Sometimes I talk to myself and I like to escape through my imagination . I could talk to myself for hours. I also talk to my cat. I'm not delusional and hallucinating. I just have a strong imagination. And I sometimes like to pretend that I'm other people. But I don't have a multiple personality disorder. I just like to create alternate egos for the fun of it. Like I once pretend to be an A$$hole man on yearbook. I would troll whole bunch of women and they thought I was charming and funny. And I learned that women like A$$holes. I enjoy pretending to be a man. But my b00b$ are way too big.
