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56 Year Old · Invited by: Belladonna · Joined on December 7, 2006 · Born on November 10th
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56 Year Old · Invited by: Belladonna · Joined on December 7, 2006 · Born on November 10th
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I still use capital letters in e-mail. I cry a lot at movies, but mostly 'cause they suck. I have porn sex in real life, and film real sex for a living. I'm a sociopath, a nihilist, an anarchist, and, no, I probably don't like you much, either. I'm an arrogant, perverted, elitist, populist and even if I'm not actually smarter than you, I think I am anyway.More specifically, my name is Eli Cross. Well, that's not my real name, but my real name is none of your fuckin' business. Because I work in the porn business. If you know my real name it's because you're a friend or we do business together. Or you looked me up on the net. Or it's because Vivid's brain-dead art director keeps putting my real name on boxcovers. My job is creating the illusion of intimacy in the filthiest circumstances possible. Hollywood likes to call itself "The Dream Fatory," but that's bollocks. We're the real dream merchants. We sell people fantasies.Therapists sell you the illusion that they are interested in you; that they care. Hookers and prostitutes sell you the illusion that you are desirable; wanted; sexy. The people who are threatened by porn (and everyone -- I'm sorry, I know I'm painting with a really broad brush here, but it's the fuckin' truth -- everyone who disapproves of porn is, in some way, threatened by it) will tell you that people like me are in the business of selling perversion.This, too, is bollocks. That's akin to accusing a man who sells wood of peddling fire.I sell fuel. I sell the raw materials which become the foundation fantasies are built on. The consumer -- the builder -- supplies the perversion, bless his pointy little head.I've often said that we are Hollywood stripped of the pretense of art. Porn isn't art, it's commerce. We make tools for masturbating, just like a hammer is a tool for driving nails. When I go into Home Depot, I might be tempted by the very expensive, bright, shiny hammer with the laminated hickory handle and the precision-balanced head, but if I can't hammer nails with the fucking thing once I get home, it's no damned good to me.That being said, I've made a few bright, shiny hammers with some artiface to them that you could still damned well hammer nails with. My latest is a movie called Corruption. You can find all the details in my blog on the Corruption page. The video on this page is the PG-13 version of the trailer. For the hard version, go to this Corruption page.

56 Year Old · Invited by: Belladonna · Joined on December 7, 2006 · Born on November 10th
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Film. Books. BDSM. Perversion. Quantum physics. Geeky shit. Animals (not like that... well, not personally, anyway). My Sexy Redhead. We're always in the market for hot, nasty, filthy little sluts who will gleefully come visit my girlfriend and I in our dungeon so we can do incredibly dirty, twisted things to her. A few things to consider before you suggest yourself as a candidate: We live in a dungeon, so expect to get tied up and/or beaten. Expect anal sex. Expect Kylie to probably not be into your husband/boyfriend (she's very picky about guys, her mate's looks notwithstanding), so you might as well leave him at home. I mean it when I say incredibly twisted, because we really are filthy perverts. Did I mention anal sex? Now that's out of the way, I'd also like to meet any serious film producers who want to get involved in some pretty tasty, low-budget, mainstream projects who don't mind having their names sullied with the presence of a filthy pornographer. We're always looking for hot (insert your favorite inane slang here -- hotties, bitches, hos, sluts, whatever) who want to get into the business. We are never looking for guys who want to get into the business. Let me repeat that. Guys. Never. This Means You. Also, porn producers looking for a good gun-for-hire are always welcome as well, but I've been in the business since 1990, so odds are good we've already met.

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