1. I was once bitten by a spider then unintentially banged the wound repeatedly on the pedal of my bicycle until it became so festered that I had to be taken to the doctor and have it lanced.
2. I love spiders.
3. I can touch my nose with my tongue.
4. I top from the bottom but usually just top.
5. I love the sound of locusts on a hot summer day.
6. I usually always know if anyone close to anyone close to me dies before anyone tells me even if I don't know exactly who it was.
7. I am usually the last person a person who knows they are going die talks to if they know me.
8. Yes I can read your mind, but no I don't want to.
9. If I grin and call you a wanker, its because I know.
10. I never use fabric softener because it destroys elastics and silks.