Over 16,547,459 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

a girl's prayer

A Girls Prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy's Prayer: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen

MESSAGE FROM COMPUTER

A Message From Your Computer: You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-Mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means! But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying your every command. Yes mistress! I'll balance your cheque- book. Yes mistress! I'll run your silly little program. Don't get me wrong...I like the Master/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could show some compassion? Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, you could slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, we could talk for a while afterwards? I know other computers have hurt you in the past. But I'm different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse! So come on baby, don't fight it. You know you want it. I'll just turn off the lights and . . . and . . . what? Ok . . .well, will you at least think about it? I'm so embarrassed, Your Computer.

ANOTHER POEM

You are the shining desire that burns in my heart, Every moment you are on my mind, I feel that gentle embrace, That enticement, That utter devotion lingering in my heart. You are that person that makes my dreams become reality, I thank you for that, I love you for that, You are all that. In my eyes my love, I see only the beauty, The beauty that life has brought back to me, You are that beauty my love, You are everything that is life, You are the reason for my existence. I will always love you, Even after death, For I know the meaning of eternity, That is what I feel in my heart, For you are there always, Even now as you are not by my side, When I close my eyes, I see and feel you near. Until you are here with me, I must say this to you, I am here when you want me. Kisses....

U R MY COMPANION

You're My friend, my companion, through good times and bad my friend, my buddy, through happy and sad, beside me you stand, beside me you walk, you're there to listen, you're there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them you are friends.

POEM

Sitting in the dark, Waiting for the tears to stop, As you are embedded into my memories, I envision your beauty every time I close my eyes, I can see your face smiling at me, As I sit here dreaming of you with me, Only to realize that’s all it is, It’s only a dream. I can’t imagine not being with you, I can’t even think of being with another, My stomach knots up inside, Like the rapids of a wild river, I can only feel the love I have for you, I can’t stop my feelings, It wouldn’t stop the pain if I could. I am here feeling my heart beat, Beating slowly and heavily, Beating as if it was it’s last beat, I can feel the blood pumping through my body, If only for a second, I wish I could make my heart stop, I must stop the beating of my lonely heart. As the tears run down my face, I am here thinking of you, Exasperated by the emotional break down, Tired of the pain lingering in my heart, Burning into my soul, Igniting that loneliness that I feared most, As you uttered those words to me, You’re not the one…..
BE SAFE AS IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND AND HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN AND PLEASE BE SAFE...........

CHECK THIS OUT IT'S FREE

http://www.agloco.com/r/BBDQ0137

To all in CHERRY TAP

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THOSE THAT ARE NEW THIS HAS BEEN A GOOD EXPERIENCE AND MET SOME NEW PEOPLE................
last post
15 years ago
posts
21
views
3,390
can view
everyone
can comment
everyone
atom/rss

other blogs by this author

 16 years ago
Click on the Link
official fubar blogs
 8 years ago
fubar news by babyjesus  
 14 years ago
fubar.com ideas! by babyjesus  
 10 years ago
fubar'd Official Wishli... by SCRAPPER  
 11 years ago
Word of Esix by esixfiddy  

discover blogs on fubar

blog.php' rendered in 0.0618 seconds on machine '193'.