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: Men One for the ladies : One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb.

There was an atheist walking in the woods one day and he happened upon a bear. He tried to be real calm about it and started to walk in the other direction when he noticed that the bear was following him. He then started to walk faster and so did the bear. The atheist began to run and the bear followed. Catching up to him, tackling him to the ground, ans standing directly over him, the atheist then shouted out "Oh God, please help me"! All of a sudden time just stood still and he heard a soft voice come out of nowhere: "You don't believe in me, you have always denounced my exsistance, and even went as far as to convince people I don't exsist, and now you are asking me for help" The atheist said: "I know it is hypicritical of me to ask, but could you atleast make the bear a Christian"? All of a sudden, time started again and the bear bowed his head and said: "Thank you Lord for the food I'm about to recieve". LMAO

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