A baby polar bear asked, "Mom, am I a polar bear?" "Yes, darling,
you're a polar bear." "Are you a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, I am a
polar bear." "Is Father?" "Yes, Father is a polar bear." "Is Aunt Anna
a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, Aunt Anna is a polar bear. Why do you
ask?" "Oh, nothing." The baby polar bear asked his father, "Dad, am I
a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Are you a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Is Mom
a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Is Aunt Anna a polar bear?" "Yes, son. Why
do you ask? What's the problem?" The baby polar bear replied, "I'm
freezing my a$s off!"