LuCkYkRaSh's blog: "Krashes"

Thanksgiving is finally over. I hope i never see or smell another turkey till next year. Although my moms cooking was the greatest like always. Christmas is coming so fast. Its not fair! Crystal is having a hard time with it, and Ashley not being here. Some of the family thinks she just needs to get over it and go on. I agree and disagree. Its hard on all of us dealing with the loss of a loved one but she does have 7 other kids that need to have Christmas celebrated. It will be hard. No garentees that there will not be tears but we have to pick up the pieces sometime and live for her. what do you think? How did you deal with it, if you've been here before?

A junkie is the last word you said to me I ran away twisted the hot glass between my fingers till the burning i could no longer take you found me behind my favorite rose garden, tangled in the prickly branches the horror on your face as you watched me sink into abyss with my last make believe hit I breath nothing but tainted smoke after burn and without fail strike it up again holding onto a flicker that something may come. As you stand there staring at the nothing i have become Red hot burst and glass fly everywhere Some cut my lip and you smear the blood away. we both cry You kneel over me and pick the few out of my hair You take my hands and pull me out. You untangle my soul from the thorns gnawing at whats left of me you carry me home, all the while telling me you love me but you hate what i have become. "CHANGE" whispers in the summer wind. I agree in hopes to passify your heart once more and make you stay, when what i truly want is one more last hit. I sink into the warm bed. It feels so good to drift off to sleep. I haven't done this in so long. Tomorrows a new day. I wont need it tomorrow if i can just get threw the night. I will need you forever. heroin, how dare you take away my life and feel so good at the same time. I will walk away from H forever tonight, and in you find a forever friend.

Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today I would hold you in my arms I would take away the pain Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wanna do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I hurt myself by hating you Somedays I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I want to do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself If I had just one more day, I would tell you how much that I've missed you since you've been away Oh, it's dangerous It's so I'm afraid to try to turn back time I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself By hurting you

PROVO, S.D. - The Humane Society of the Black Hills removed 150-200 dogs from the rural residence of an elderly woman at Provo in southwest South Dakota. ADVERTISEMENT Fall River County Sheriff Jeff Tarrell said he contacted the woman earlier this month after the Humane Society received a complaint and she agreed to give up the dogs. Tarrell said she had taken in stray dogs for more than 30 years. "It got to the point where people would actually drop the dogs off near the place or abandon them (near there)," he said. "People were essentially taking advantage. They knew she would take in stray dogs." Suz Phillips, director of operations for the Humane Society, said the dogs were overall in good health.

Sex Survey Looked at a nude magazine? yes Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes Had phone sex? yes Had sex? yes What age did you lose your virginity? 13 Had sex with a virgin? yes Total # of partners you have had intercourse with? Shhhh, its a secret Had more than 10 sexual partners? maybe Had more than 100 sexual partners? no What was your craziest, strangest or most exciting sexual encounter? Might come later Masturbated? yes How many times a week would you say you masturbate? 6 Masturbated while someone watched? yes Do you enjoy masturbating in front of your lover? yes Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No Masturbated covertly in public? yes Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes Seen a live stripper? Yes Seen a live sex show? Yes Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? Yes Streaked with a group of six or more? yes Stripped for someone? Yes Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? Yes once Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes Showered while someone watched? Yes Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no Had sex while you knew someone was watching? Yes Been walked in on while having sex? Yes Walked in on someone having sex? Yes Written an erotic story? No Role-played a sexual situation? Yes Been the photographer for a nude photo? Yes Been photographed nude? Yes Been photographed having sex? No Been videotaped having sex? No Do you enjoy watching porn? If no, why? Yes Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes Used a blindfold during sex? Yes, on them! Used handcuffs during sex? Yes love it! Used sex dice? yes Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? No What best describes your shaving technique, clean shaved, landing strip or unshaven? Clean shaven What part of your body would you like your lover to pay more attention to? Neck Had oral sex? Yes Do you spit or swallow when performing oral sex? Swallow Do you prefer your lover to cum IN you or ON you? In me please! When having oral sex performed on you, do you enjoy when your lover plays with your ass? Grasping only Have you tried anal sex, and if yes do you enjoy it? Yes and nope not for me! What is your favorite sexual position? Doggy Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yes What is the most amount of orgasms you have had in one session of sex? Lost count im multi with the right person Showered with a partner? Yes Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes Had sex while standing up? Yes Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Yes Had sex with your landlord? No Had sex with a teacher? Ummmm .no Had sex with a boss? No Had sex with two members of the same family? No Had sex with twins? Yes, not at the same time Had sex with someone of the same sex? Yes Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Yes Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Yes Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? Yes Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Yes Had a menage-a-trois (threesome)? Yes Had group sex (more than 3)? No Participated in a swap/swinging club? No Had two regular partners at the same time? Yes Had sex in a public place? If so, where? Yes..In a club on the second floor Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes Had sex on the roof of a building? yes Had sex in a stationary car? Yes Had sex in a moving car? yes Are you a member of the mile high club? yes Had sex outdoors at night? Yes Had sex at your office or other work area? Yes Met partner during work hours to have sex? Yes Had sex in a dark theatre? Yes Had sex in the water? Yes Had sex in an elevator? yes Had sex in a cemetery? no Had sex in a store dressing room? Yes Do you like to have your hair pulled while doing it doggie style? yes Do you enjoy being spanked? yes Do you own any sex toys? If yes do you use regularly? yes and yes Used a vibrator? yes Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) No Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? No Devoted a whole day to sex? Yes it makes the day better Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yes Used ice erotically? yes Used hot melted wax erotically? no Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Yes Are you into any sexual fetishes? If yes, what are they? Yes.. not telling right now What type of panties do you prefer if any? thong Fallen or lost balance during sex? Yes Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes Is penis size important? nope Have you ever cheated on your lover? Did they find out? No... but knows what it feels like Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? Yes Quick, pick 1 person to have sex with right now, who is it? can't reveal their name but they know who they are!

Buddy you and me go way back Camp all June, all through high school and before that So I dont mind tellin you Im scared to death The doctor is going in on the 25th Its the same thing my daddy had thank god they caught it fast But if something should happen Stop in sometime and say hello to Catherine you and Marianne could always keep her laughing Because shes goanna need alot of that Take her out to a movie Its gonna take sometime before shes back on her feet I know you think Ill be fine and im talkin crazy But theres always that chance thats why im askin If something should happen Little nathan is growing up so fast This november hell turn 10 He wants to play quarterback Im supposed to coach his team this fall but I may not get to afterall Hes gonna need someone to catcha pass and to throw it back If something should happen Oh promise me youll take that boy out campin Throw a line out in the water every now and then Answer and questions that he has Maybe once he gets older you can sit and have that first cold beer together And tell him a couple stories on his father Hes always known your my best friend Thats why im askin If something should happen I hope i live until im 80 And I get to see my son get married and have some babies And make a million more memories with my wife yeah buddy i pray alright but if its my time to leave could you watch over them for me? If something should happen ^6

Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying *#!* YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. Six months later now we’re big dog status. Name elevated but I still act average. Rockin’ shows in Dallas, ball like I play for the Mavericks. West Bank rapper and I’m one of the baddest. French Rivera spot and I’m getting in shape man. I think I’m Super M-a-n without a cape man. Ridin’ all day hustlin’; all for the cake man. I’m a Benjamin stack one inch taller than Great Danes. First they made cheap Ray-Ban like a felon. I’m growin’ up now spittin’ hotter than Mohellans I’m a steal every girl ever gon’ to fly. I’m a young little dude, stay runnin’ from cops. Emerald Row is the place where I got my props. People love me in da hood they don’t want me to stop. So uhh, that’s the only way I know how to rock. And I’m a stay rappers like won’t stop ‘til I drop. This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. I I’s Baby Boy and I done it again. I’m ridin fly with D-Wizzle in ‘cedes Benz Twenty two wanna ride with the ladies then Red Bull, Grey Goose, now the ladies bent Now we go and do a thing under a shady tent And they don’t question what I say cause I’m a ladies pimp. See this little one right here this fellow got stripes. And I is represent, my rail room for life. Money in my pocket but I still act trife While I in da club they say the parlor a’int right. Look I’m-doing great that’s the way I feel. Hustlin’ hard all day that’s the way I live. This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. This the two-seat rider with the ketchup inside. Red pepper paint must believe my ish ride. They pause like stop signs when they rollin’ up. Cause’ when the doors open up, they open UP. I’m Lamboin’ it I was stashed, off stage I’m throwin’ it. Cause they say I’m like Katrina with money, I blow the shhhh. Real been gravy, three years out of da eighties. Solos, shabo’s valley animals played it. Commodores mirages, not the Nike hirages. It cost 250 on up to put your foot inside this. Y’all was wearing rocks that was my time to shine. Don’t give me viesels y’all thinkin’ this McDonalds size. I been fly I I I I I I I I from the crib to the ri I I I I I de Fifty-Four inch screens 26 inches from the ceiling dude. The plasma look like a projector up in da livin’ room homie! This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live. Lil’ Boy still pushin’ big wheels I stack my money, lay low, and chill. Don’t need to work hard that’s the way I feel, I feel, I This is the way I live.

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SOME OF THESE ARE LAME ... but thats just me One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... * * * A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." * * * "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. * * * Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor * * * A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! * * * Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN * * * Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. * * * Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. * * * Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. * * * Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. * * * Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"