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| created @ 01/20/2008 09:09 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to
sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems"
Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Steve and I. We're thinking of
going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded
Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did
the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better! Linda exclaimed. "We began with a
physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could
help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and
buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the
floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every
grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his
tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our
sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment
with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed
the doctor called Mary and Steve into his office. "I'm afraid there is
nothing I can do for you," he said.
But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John,
surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you
give us some help? Any help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to
stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of
Cheerios..."
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