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1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ...... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
How can you Love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it make's your heart skip a beat at the sound of his voice? How can you feel his hands on you,when he has never touched you or felt his Lips kiss yours? A love with such passion that life could have never put bounderies or limitations on within its wildest Dreams!! If it could ever be possable would you turn it away in fear that it could not be true? For you have never known such love!! For this Love would you take the chance of heart break? For you have known a life time of heart break but heart brake in it self is of a temporary nature if we allow it to be!! To know a moment in life with such passion, such feeling, such want, such need ! I would give myself entirely with out regret, with out sorrow, with out remorse to you !! To have such love based on spiritual (not physical) begining could only result in the most special of Love's !! The Love you wait a lifetime for!! Such love that nor Father Sky or Mother Earth could stop!! The Love You Have For Each Other * Forever*!! Hope you like this..I wrote it thinking i found my *True Love* only to find out he wasn't the one!! But i know the one is out there some were so i stay hopefull :) Panther
Hello, Who can deny? Sorry guys but it's just the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help us god!. TAX LAWS FOR 2007 The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: * Are there penalties for early withdrawal? * Do multiple partners count as a corporation? * Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax 8" - 9" Pole Tax 6" - 7" Privilege Tax 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax Note: ; Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION Trails Keep Me Strong,Sorrows Keep Me Human,Failures Keeps Me Humble,Success Keeps Me Glowing,But Only God Keeps Me Going!!!
Most People See What Is, and Never See What Can Be!!
When one door of happiness closes another opens: but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us!
What is man without the beasts,If all the beasts were gone Man would die from a great Loneliness of spirit.For whatever happens to the beasts soon happens to Man.All things are Connected!!!!!
