PapaSmurf69's blog: "My blog"

Do you know why Santa does not have any kids???? Well he only comes once a year and thats down the chimney :)

Did you know that santa will not be coming this year????? yep someone shot his Rudolf...

if something were to happen to me, how would it affect your life? what have i done in the short time frame that we have known each other to really affect you. would you even notice i was gone? do we talk out side of here where it would affect you? nothing is wrong, just always wondered the question.. i have very few people i can really call friends and just wanted to know what people really thought.

if you and i were a couple.. how would you think our lives would be together? what do you think you would get out of it the most?

i am so tired.... this past friday, saturday and sunday i have been getting up at 4am.. normally during the week i get up at 6:15am to start my day.. well been going to do my thing in the woods and the lack of sleep is kicking my butt today. its a holiday for the fed gov so we might be a little slow today at work, just not sure how it affects us since i have never been here this time of yr. but then again im in information technology so we never get a break. have too many projects and too little time going on. so if im not my normal self today, thats why... im not being mean, just tired ...

1. You don't want to be judged for your looks; we don't want to be judged for our wallets. Unless we're ugly and have lots of money. Then it's OK. 2. You're not the only person who likes to be called "sexy." 3. Saying "I love you" is a major step in a man's life. That's why we wait for you to take that step first. 4. We are not being cheap when we make $35,000 a year and can't afford to pay every single date. We are merely being practical. 5. A guy who spends too much time in the gym is making up for something else that's lacking. Unfortunately, you can't figure out what it is until it's too late. 6. Don't get mad at us because we don't remember what you were wearing on our first date, or the angle of the light during our first kiss. We were probably drunk. 7. You're good in bed if you make us feel like stallions. 8. Jealousy isn't a sign that you love us more, it's a sign that you trust us less. 9. Hanging up on us is a surefire way to make sure we go to bed mad. 10. We're sorry. Whatever it is, we're sorry.

1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup; just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. There should be a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours. 9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it. 10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys! 11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway. 12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)

my new pics are of my step dad and real good friend Tony... I work with Tony... a couple of the pics Tony was trying to show off.. We were working on our deer lease.... i dont like pics of me taken, so thats why none are of me :)

When women are looking for a man what is the most important thing about a man? Is it looks, money, package size ( :P ) or what??? Come on ladies let me know........