gabbyb508's blog: "OMG...nsfw"

...she makes ''free willie'' look like a tic-tac

...she got fired from a blow job

...she sold the car for gas money

why was raggedy-ann kicked out of the toy box ? she kept sitting on pinochio's nose moaning...lie to me baby...lie to me

whats the best thing to come out of a penis ? the wrinkles

.....they paid her to put her clothes back on in the strip joint

what does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesnt ? her navel

whats worse than getting raped by jack-the-ripper ? getting fingered by captain hook

what did the 2 lesbian frogs say to each other ? we do taste like chicken

how does a guy know he has a high sperm count ? she has to chew before she swallows