Dirty Old Piratehead's blog: "Random crap in my head."

I don't care about leveling or my daily rank. I'm jus here having fun. If I have credits I buy random bling, I rate nothing but eleven's until I run out and if you have open NSFW's I'm going to check them out. PEACE

I hadn't MUMMed in awhile and now I remember why I stopped, FUCKING HATERS!

The thing I love about this time is year is that everyone is eager to start shedding their clothes. Not nudity but showing more skin :)

Are you offended easily? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?

There is no greater proof of this than a high school cheerleader car wash.

I <3 bitty titties.

I'm looking for young petite fu's with NSFW pics.

I spend so much of my life giving and doing for others that I am exhausted. I'd love to have a day in which I just kicked back, watched some TV, had someone bring me beer and food. If I can't find anything to watch then I want a strip show and a blowjob. What a perfect day!

Knock, knock

You's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!

We are not Parrot Heads because we are Jimmy Buffett fans.

We are Parrot Heads because:
* We love the ocean.
* We love our planet.
* We love to have fun.
* We are Parrot Heads because:
* We are not afraid to be silly.
* We are not afraid to act foolish.
* We are not afraid of love.

We are Parrot Heads because:
* We like scantily clad members of the opposite sex
* We like playing in the sun with those same members.
* We like singing songs that say all of these things.

We are Parrot Heads because:
* We believe the best things in life cannot be bought.
* We believe sharing the best things make them better.
* We believe in the innate goodness in all of us.

We are Parrot Heads because:
* We know shared joy is increased.
* We know shared pain is lessened.
* We know a good friend has value beyond measure.

It just so happens, that Jimmy Buffett sings about all these things. So, we are not Parrot Heads because we are Jimmy Buffett fans, we are Jimmy Buffett fans because we are Parrot Heads!