Pauly's blog: "randoms"

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***Guy's point of view*** This is very cute! And even written by a guy! You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! *****Give the nice guys a chance***** Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys : Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... guys: no grabbing!!! ****************************** ****************************** Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! If you havent stoped.Seriously stop! Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this . Now copy and repost this; if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years. By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Question, 1 Honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any 1 question, anything, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it.... No catch. But i dare u to repost this and see what people ask you

a condom tells a tampon " U always stop my business for a week"! The tampon says , "Yea, but when U Fuck Up, I lose my business for 9 months!"

1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) How good do i look from 1-10? answer: 20.) How do you feel about me? answer: 21.) Have i ever made you smile? answer: 22.) Want to spend the night with me? answer: 23.) Would we just chill together? answer: 24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over? answer: 25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply? answer: 26.) Would you ever even consider going out with me? answer: 27.) Have you ever thought about asking me out? answer: 28.) Do you think we will ever go out? answer: MESSAGE THIS BACK TO ME!!!! repost even if your taken! If your a guy repost this with, "If I was your boyfriend" If your a girl repost this with, "If I was your girlfriend

I WANT UR NUMBER Body: ___ Number:__________ Best time to call:________ text messaging (yes or no) _______ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=] Repost as: "i want ur #"

well today im going to a funural to bury my grandmother so please make me smile today and leave me something good to come back to its been really tough week and thanks to everyone on here for trying to make me smile thanks again everyone

Beer $10. A bag of weed $25. Condoms $2.75. Finding out she has swallows and has no gag reflex! Priceless it pays to discover

u no ur from lynn Only in Lynn .... A day with no shootings or stabbings is considered abnormal. Can you say "the black lady on Boston St." and people know exactly which homeless person you're talking about. Everyone knows what a bluezone from the Med. is. You can go to about 6 different high schools, but the newest one is sinking. Double parking on every single one way street is just another obstacle instead of something illegal. A pitbull is considered the dog of choice. Harry Agganis is more popular than the President of the United States. You can find 18 Dunkin Donuts within 3 minutes of each other. You hear a whistle from a field and know it's a Mexican soccer player. Our beautiful beaches also smell like sewers. It's not "the projects"...it's "which projects?" The news shows crimes committed in other states..and you know the accused is from your hometown. We actually have a day care in a high school. Road rage isn't giving the finger; it's giving the finger, screaming threats about the person's family, and beeping, all while continuing to accelerate the car towards the person. The "ghettos" don't scare you...but Lynn woods and Pine Grove- stay the fuck out of there. Sundays are a no go for any soccer field unless you want something from a Mobil Taco Stand. You hear a girl called a "bird" and it does not mean a flying animal. If you're white, you are the minority. If you speak English, you're an outcast. You're shocked when people say there is no graffiti covering their city. You know that the Commons is shaped like a shoe. You actually have a catch phrase for your city..and people even all the way in Canada know about it. SIN CITY BITCHES!!!!!!!

u no ur from mass lol You Know You're From Massachusetts When The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer. You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks. You know what they sell at a packie. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call. You can actually find your way around Boston. Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday. You know what First Night is. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. You have never been to Cheers. When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together. You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford. You have gone to at least one party at UMass. The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat. You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever. You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs. You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime. You know how to make a frappe. You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's. You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one. You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape". You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger. You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school. You're aware that there is a town, somewhere in Massachusetts, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group. You know that Ludlow is 90 ortuguese and that Fall River is 90ebanese. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language. You've called something "wicked pissa" You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo. You see people like Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), Dicky Barret (The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones), and Evan Dando (The Lemonheads) in the local supermarket and it doesn't phase you. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie) Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times. You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round You still try to order curly fries from Burger King You order iced coffee in January You know what candlepin bowling is You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop You know what a "regular" coffee is