Mujer Hermosa y Divina's blog: "REAL TALK HERE!"

What a real man would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her * • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her * • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you did • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS * • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. * • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; * "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Is Life what you make of it? Is Life what you get out of it? Is Life what you perceived it to be? Or is it what we want it to be?Life is a precious thing, of which we take it for granted. Yes we dwell on the past, and complaint about the current, and put up a fit for its future. Yes Life seems so hard at time, and it is easy to lose focus on what we have, and what we have accomplished. We put life in harm, with lieing, cheating, and abuse, and even taking it away. We feel at time that the world is on our shoulders, and life been unfair.I try to look at life for what it is worth, LIVING.Living another day to make changes, living another day to share it with your love ones, Living to give guidance and support, Living to reach out and help those in greater need, Living to become a role model to those who feel they need one, and Living to share your experiences and knowledge to those who seek it.We can learn from our past, but we can not dwell on it, because it is gone. We can focus on our present, because it is something we are currently living. Also, it is one that we can make decision to change, adjust, progress, and enjoy. As far as the future, it has not arrived, and there for, we need to focus on our present, forget the past, so we can have a better future.Although, I may not be perfect, and yes I made mistakes, but one thing I can say, is that Life is to precious to me, to just throw away.......Sincerely, Mujer_Divina

Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories... REMOVING CLOTHES With partner's consent... 12 calories Without partner's consent... 187 calories UNHOOKING BRA Using two calm hands... 7 calories Using one trembling hand... 36 calories GETTING INTO BED Lifting partner... 1.5 calories Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories Using skateboard.. . 3 calories ACHIEVING ERECTIONS For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories Losing erection... 14 calories Searching for it... 115 calories PUTTING ON CONDOM With erection... 1.5 calories Without erection... 300 calories INSERTING DIAPHRAGM If the woman who does it is: Experienced. .. 6 calories Inexperienced. .. 73 calories If a man does it... 650 calories Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS Bouncing... 7 calories Sliding around... 9 calories Serious skidding... 12 calories Whiplash... 27 calories ORGASM Real... 27 calories Faked... 160 calories ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE Shoes flew off... 35 calories Expression didn't change... 0.5 calories Orchestra swelled... 6 calories Birds sang: Large birds... 7 calories Small birds... 3 calories Earth moved... 30 calories PULLING OUT After orgasm... 0.5 calories A few moments before orgasm... 500 calories PENIS ENVY For woman... 3 calories For men... 72 calories GUILT Banging your boss for a promotion... 30 calories Sex during a 'sickie'... 10 calories Bonking each other with parents in other room... 7 calories Putting it on your expense account... 9 calories AGGRAVATION Partner keeps showing plant... 5 calories Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay... 14 calories Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time... 10 calories Partner is taking phone calls... 7 calories Partner is making phone calls... 40 calories GETTING CAUGHT By partner's spouse... 60 calories By your spouse... 100 calories Trying to explain... 55 calories Trying to remain calm... 100 calories Leaping out of bed... 75 calories Getting dressed in one motion... 500 calories

There are a lot of men & women out there who are involved in relationships out of convenience to fill particular voids in their lives. Not saying that your relationship is out of convenience or your feelings for your partner aren't necessarily real, but I've witnessed many men & women who've accepted certain people in their lives for a certain convenience whether it be for financial security, filling an emotional gap, or searching for stability. Prime example, I've known a young woman who was dealing with a lot of stress & feeling the weight of the world on her shoulders. When she felt like the walls were closing in on her, she immediately clung onto some man she met off the internet & called herself searching for her independence. She ran from her problems into another state of problems all because she needed him to run away from life. Moving away to a place she knew nothing about, she depended on this man to provide her a roof over her head, food on the table, clothes on her back, & a few dollars to do whatever her hearts desired with. Now tell me that don't sound like a relationship out of convenience to you? He was Mr. Right now at the right time and she needed the services he offered to her in order to survive; a relationship out of convenience. Also another example, say if you were a single mother on welfare struggling to provide a life for you & yours off of minimal education & job placing skills and everything in your life turns topsy- turvy at a snap of a finger. You can't find a job, your welfare & section 8 is about to run out and you're looking at being out on the street in 30 days if you don't come up with the rent. You've already owned up to the fact that every avenue you've exhausted & your will to provide was useless and wasn't getting you anywhere. So what is the next option to explore, you decide to settle for whoever comes into your life to play the Captain Sava hoe role. What you know about her setting a 364 day goal to find a man, fall in love, & get married? Well, that's exactly what she did all because she knew that she needed stability for her family & a good father for her son. Just knowing that she'll never have to work again and having the weight of bills on her chest would never be a worry factor again. She got with him out of convenience because she needed her financial, emotional, & stability voids filled plus a steady father & family environment for her child, she did what she had to do in order for her & her son to live the comfortable life in which she couldn't provide. Now do those two examples give you a better understanding on what a relationship out of convenience really means? If not, then here's an example this time in the male perspective. Here's one about a male with no desire to hit the pavement & search for work. He finds an unattractive low self-esteem female who's wanting & needing her emotional & sexual voids filed all while he's looking for someone to live off of; both parties are using each other for personal & material gain. The man lives off of her all while falling into his usual comfort zone. As long as she's acceptable to him & what he's giving to her sexually & emotionally, then he'll continue to remain in that comfort zone that she's allowed him to settle in. Again, all of these cases are categorized under relationships out of convenience and this act is more common than you think. Now that you've reviewed the details of a relationship out of convenience, I ask you to do a re-evaluation of your relationship and ask yourself if you've settled into a relationship out of convenience. Reflect back on the choices you've made to help shape your life and determine whether the decisions you've made were decisions made out of convenience for you. You'll never know what you'll discover about yourself until you do.

Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 17. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 21. You have enough clothes. 22. You have too many shoes. 23. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh