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LINK FOR SUNNI_STAR http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=327222&i=1815276277 IM SORRY FOR ALL THE INCONVENICE THIS IS THE TRUE LINK THANKS AND GOD BLESS,
HI ITS ME SUNNI, IM ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS ,FANS AND FAMILY ALSO NEW COMERS, TO VOTE FOR ME FOR THE (SEXIEST SMILE CONTEST),,, YEAAAA 1ST CONTEST IVE EVER BEEN IN, AND WAS ACTUALLY PICKED OUT AND ASK TO JOIN,...I HOPE THIS IS NOT MUCH TO ASK BUT CAN ALL OF U PLEASE POST A BULLITIN TO YOUR FRIENDS ,FAMILY, AND FANS, TO GIVE THIS GIRL A BREAK, AND VOTE FOR ME, I THANK YOU ALL AND GOD BLESS ,PEACE OUT FOR NOW. OK THE LINK IS,,,,please send this link in a bullitin to friends 'Scotty D ĆŦ¬МǎҒїǻ- MVB- Ct husband to Vintongirl30' ok lets see if this works lol thanks love u all
HI ITS ME SUNNI, IM ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS ,FANS AND FAMILY ALSO NEW COMERS, TO VOTE FOR ME FOR THE (SEXIEST SMILE CONTEST),,, YEAAAA 1ST CONTEST IVE EVER BEEN IN, AND WAS ACTUALLY PICKED OUT AND ASK TO JOIN,...I HOPE THIS IS NOT MUCH TO ASK BUT CAN ALL OF U PLEASE POST A BULLITIN TO YOUR FRIENDS ,FAMILY, AND FANS, TO GIVE THIS GIRL A BREAK, AND VOTE FOR ME, I THANK YOU ALL AND GOD BLESS ,PEACE OUT FOR NOW. OK THE LINK IS http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=526614 ,, VOTE FOR ME BOMB ME PLEASEEEE,

MY DOG HAS LOST HIS FIGHT

TONIGHT IS MARCH THE 6TH, I HAVE A 2 YEAR OLD GERMAN SHEPHARD NAMED SARGENT,WHO WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER,4 MONTHS AGO, TONIGHT IS ARE LAST NIGHT TOGETHER, AT THE MOMENT IT 749PM HE HAS ATE HIS LAST MEAL AND HAS HIS HEAD ON MY LAP, MAKING MOANING NOISES,AND HAVING A HARD TIME BREATHING, HE KNOWS HE IS DYING,AND WILL BE PUT TO SLEEP TOMARROW AT 6AM, HE WILL BE CREMATED, WHY DO WE TORTURE ARE SELVES LIKE THIS,IF U CAN SEE HIS FACE,HERE IS MOANING,AND BREATHING,I WOULD TAKE HIS PLACE, IVE HAD HIM 2 YEARS I WILL BE POSTING A MEMORIAL FOR HIM AND PICS, SO TONIGHT IS ARE LAT NIGHT TOGETHER,IM SPEECHLESS TO SAY ANY THING, IM NUMB, MY HEART ACHES, MY TEARS FALL LIKE PUDDLES,I FEEL LIKE A KNIFE IS BEING RIPPED THREW MY ENTIRE HEART AND BACK OUT THE OTHER END,WELL I MUST GET BACK TO HIM, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU, FOR BEING MY FRIENDS AND TO A CERTAIN SISTER,I WILL BE ON AFTER ITS OVER,I FEEL LIKE IM IN A DREAM SO U KNOW I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I GOT UP AND TYPED THIS,EVERY ONE HAS THERE OWN PROBLEMS,SO IM GOIN TO BED WITH MY DOG, FOR THE LAST NIGHT, HE JUST LOST HIS BOWELS IN MY BED,IM GOING THREW,THIS ALONE (NO) IM NOT GOD IS HERE HE HAS TO BE,WELL ILL BE BACK ONLINE MAYBE IN A FEW DAYS OR TOMARROW AFTER, I BRING HIM HOME IN THE ERN, GOOD NIGHT ALL,MAY ANY ONE THATS GOING THREW THIS, OR RECENTLY HAS,GOD BLESS YOU,THIS IS MY 4 TIME, AND I HAVE 2 OTHER DOGS, BUT TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT,OUR LAST NIGHT OF HIS FIGHT,
Women's Dictionary DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF HUMOR WHO NEEDS A REALLY GOOD LAUGH MORE!!!

COMES ROUND GOES ROUND

tear drops fallen in a bucket, sun wont shine mother fuckit,, eat shit mother fucker, some times you get the DOG and some times the DOG GETS YOU!!!!! LOL

to whom this may concern

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm in love But not with you When we broke up You thought I cried But all it was Was another guy You told your friends I was a trick And I told mine you had a weak dick I told you I loved you And you thought it was true Well guess what baby? YOU GOT PLAYED TOO!
SUBJECT : Slide Down The Banister Of Life As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember . 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." 11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite." 12. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. 13. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SUMMARY OF THIS LAST YEAR ON MY COMPUTER: D.L.C. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have an y savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 47,000 people in the next 47 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:47 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 47 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's s econd husband's cousin's beautician... Have a wonderful day....AND A scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late... D.L.C. Ket McAtee Insurance Specialist North Sunflower Medical Center Phone: (662) 756-1620 Fax: (662) 756-4114

just say no

I KNOW IT HIP,MAKES U FEEL GOOD REAL GOOD GIVES U CONFIDENCE,BUT DO NOT LET IT TAKE CONTROL, LIKE I DID,I STARTED DRUGS VERY YOUNG, PERSCRIPTION MOSTLY,BECAUSE I WANTED TO FEEL,NUMB FROM DEATH I LOST MY DAD MY MOM MY HUSBAND AND MANY FRIENDS I SHOT UP 24-7, TO KEEP UP I USED CRACK I GOT TO THE POINT I HAD TO DO METHADONE,IN THE MORNING,CRACK TO KEEP ACTIVE AND XANAX TO CALM ME DOWN I DID THIS EVERY DAY, BUT I TOOK CARE OF MY MOM TILL SHE DIED,I WOKE UP IN BED WITH A GUY I LIVED WITH ,HE HAD EVERY THING WAS BORED SO HE TOOK DILAUDID,WELL HE DIDNT WAKE UP THAT MORNING ,SLEEPING WITH ME,MY BEST FRIEND I GREW UP WITH SINCE 4 SHE GOT A HOT SHOT,I FOUND HER IN THE YARD LAYIN ON A AFAGAN AN HER HEAD PHONES ON,2004 MY HUSBAND DIED OF HIS HEART AGE 24 WE HD A LIL GIRL 1 I STOOD AT THE COFFIN 2 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH ARE BOY, THIS IS ONLY NOT EVEN 1/4 OF WHAT I CAN TELL YOU,IF U NEED TO TALK DROP ME A LINE,BUT U MUST WANT TO DO IT,MY OTHER 2 FRIENDS ENDED UP IN BODY BAGS AND THEY WAS STILL ALIVE,WELL THEY DIDNT STOP HE DIED LAST WEEK FROM HERION,SO, PLEASE TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I KNOW ITS TEMPTING, BUT TRY, ITS A GORILLA,DO U WANT TO LIVE EVERY DAY SICK U CANT MOVE,U HAVE PULL A TRICK JUST TO GET NORMAL,IT SUCKS HUH? WELL YES SOME TIMES I WANT TO RELAPSE, BUT GOD GETS ME THREW LIKE I SAID I HAVE MANY STORIES, BUT I GOT TO GO TO THE CLINIC TOMARROW, COME TALK TO ME,IF I CAN HELP 1 PERSON,ID BE HAPPY LOVE LYNNANN
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