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Girls Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Ladies Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest So true !!! How Many Roads Must A Man drive Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

This is baby kelsy born on the 14th June 2007 @ 16:26pm 6lb 12oz My Grand - Daughter..This photo was taken by me at 16:45pm

This is my interpretation from my view only I was looking thru my web site and I found this background. I just loved the colors they are so warm and relaxing. It reminds me of a flower opening up, but not just any flower a powerful flower. I then added a few touches, which would be best to go with these colors; the colors remind me of a mystical life. I thought I would add an angel of Bubbles, (Bubbly hello from me) …The Angel of bubbles reminds me of happiness. The star means everyone is a star in my eyes... (Until I learn other wise) The two Angels on the star are looking down upon the young ones… (Bless the Innocents) I can see a butterfly flying around with freedom The Angel dancing on my name, with the Angel of love Remember these are just my thoughts, just thinking aloud

...... Macho man married a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want,and I don't expect any hassle from you.I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.I'll go hunting,fishing,boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.Those are my rules.Any comments?" His new bride said,"No,that's fine with me.Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." ( SHE'S GOOD!) Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells,"When you die,I'm getting you a headstone that reads,'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?"she replies."When you die,I'm getting you a headstone that reads,"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'" (HE ASKED FOR IT!) Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,"And you are no good in bed either,"and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,"what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says,"I was in bed." "In bed this early,doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING,TOO!) Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself,that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night,they go to a party..... The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife,irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,"Anytime you're ready,Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!) God may have created man before woman,but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No." The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. ~ The End

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is > good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers" Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow." The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... " > "Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"? "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy." "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can understand how you >came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?" "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learn it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run." > > Give me a sense of humor, Lord. . Give me the ability to understand a clean joke, To get some humor out of life, And to pass it on to other folks

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realising his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath around his operation scar. ‘Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and operation scar." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may go into shock from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting, rubbing and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Dog Day Afternoon Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the U.S. by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it. "Two dogs, please," said one. The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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