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The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds
