So, saw 'The Maze Runner' tonight....previews included AHS: Freakshow JFS

A piano bar that doesn't know muddy water should burn...j...f...s

So....there was a fly in my microwave when i cooked a taco...he turned into jeff goldblum...and the taco was delicious!!!

turns out, vikings may have not been the ravagers once thought to be....they were just very well groomed and attractive....#eric northman, me....bwahahahahaha

Fuckin' muggles...am i right?

So i bought a car for my daughter today....so be warned ppl of Plano...and Dallas....and North America

I made butterbeer for my kids then I made my own butterbeer w/whipped cream vodka for moi...#thuglife

Happy bday to Hazeleyes:)

I'm all about that bass

magic never dies...be happy we had it and be glad for what's to come :)

i made vegan, gluten free cheese sticks which makes me the best dad ever....truth

So....untested drugs on ppl with flesh eating disease....zombie ap has begun

Home!!! Afghan is done...for a while at least:)

Between the helicopters and camel spiders, Im fairly certain Im in the latest installment of 'Final Destination'...

AIrlines are slowly becoming as evil as insurance companies

http://fubar.com/3457692...go and like plzzzz:)

Visually picturing Mortal Kombat finishing moves to do to my bosses

So... Status update. Base is closing a month n a half earlier than projected...nobody downloaded 24 or True Blood, I have a hangnail configured by Satan AND there was no sour cream for Taco Tues. Fucketh meh.

True Blood.

almost zero nap thirty