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TeLaFe the Cognac Sniper's Status
If I stick it thru a paczki, would you eat it of for me?
Feb 12, 2013comment
noobss newbies, buy me drinky
Feb 11, 2013comment
OK WOMAN, now that you've caused this swelling to occur behind my zipper. What the HELL do you plan to do about it?
Feb 1, 2013comment
BBW to a size 8, Drop dead gorgeous to sorta plan. If it's good, it's good and so long as I don't wake up to a broken bed frame or to frightened to speak or move. You can bank on me calling again.
Jan 1, 2013comment
What's on your mind? Happy new years from Detroit
Dec 31, 2012comment
Sleeping with him on the first date doesn't make you a slut or whore, it means your horny. However, if you swallow, check the night stand in the morning.
Sep 7, 2012comment
what can i say i like my kitty like my cognac well aged, it taste better.
Sep 5, 2012comment
"that's why my partners is gone they done seen an evil approaching"
Aug 25, 2012comment
I have hit it three time, ain't got no dome yet, no SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY. That's that shit I don't like!!!
Aug 20, 2012comment
My lord there are a lot of smoking hot over the HILL ladies on FUBAR!!!
Jul 23, 2012comment
I just wanna fuck you, we can't be kissin and huggin gul, you got a husband who loves you Loves
Jul 15, 2012comment
I hate to interrupt, but Since your down there could you caress the testicles? You do have a free hand.
Jun 28, 2012comment
It's time I see you.Get it right!
Jun 28, 2012comment
where my hot girls @
Jun 24, 2012comment
SKULL FUCKING - just open wide an I'll take care of the rest.
May 16, 2012comment
been stroking my own noodle for less than week. an i'm already ready to trade face for a hand job. WTF!!!
May 15, 2012comment
you may be single or married, I truly don't much care. weekend, part time, midnight lover or special friend, call me what you will. I just wanna play slip and slid.
May 10, 2012comment
forecast says try will be rain, I need a nice warm place to park the black caddy.
Apr 30, 2012comment
Red dogs hit my trap Got me four a half a stone Been trappin' all day Can't wait to get home imma tear that p***y up
Mar 21, 2012comment
Once probly every day, her and love arrrrrrrrre the same. the woman that's stolen my heart, an beauty iiiiiiiiiiisssss her name. DRU HILL(A) Beauty!!! Damn I want that.
Feb 21, 2012comment
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