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While pumping gas this morning, that song "Gonna Make You Sweat" by C&C Music Factory comes over the gas station's speakers. Feeling nostalgic, I busted out some serious white-girl dance moves. To my utter shock and amazement, several other gas station patrons joined me. So, to all of the goofy weirdos out there, thank you for accompanying
I've worked 86 hours this week. I managed to get all of my homework done. Studied for my final exams for next week. And I have gone 60 hours without a cigarette. There have been moments when I've felt like kicking a baby. However, I have successfully
Over the past few months, I fractured my ankle and wrist, broke my finger, pulled several muscles, gotten a concussion or two and sprained several body parts. Today, I walked into the office with tear filled eyes (the cold weather caused that). I put on a pouty face and my boss asked (very panicky) what was wrong. I stuck my middle finger up and whimpered, "I broke a nail." The best part: I still have a job!!!
I wanna install tracks on my car (instead of tires). I wonder if that is legal...??? My tiny Sunfire would roll over EVERYTHING!!
I need 9 more people to bling me within 24 hours (to level). PLEASE HELP!! I'll bling you back!!!!
I need 10 different people to bling me within 24 hours to level. If you bling me, I'll get you back. Please help me?!?!
While every single lady in the country is going to see 50 Shades Of Gray tomorrow, I will be going to see Jupiter Ascending with a few sci-fi nerd friends of mine. Oh Yea!!! :p
As I was taking my vitamin this morning, I hiccuped. The ginormous pill went down my throat hole sideways. I started to cough in an attempt to hoark up the pill. Successfully
The snow is so packed down and so hard that I can walk on top of it. Snow is just frozen flakes of water. Therefore I can walk on water!! I'm so AWESOME!!!!
Aced my psychology midterm. Not too shabby considering the only part of the book that I've looked at is the cover! WOOHOO!!! Go Me!!! ❤️
Upon leaving work today, and driving from one property to the other, I started to smell chicken. The chicken smell seemed to follow me. Kinda concerned, I pulled into the gas station, popped my hood only to feathers flying everywhere and a crispy bird carcass on my exhaust manifold. Free Lunch!!! WIN!!!
Instead of focusing their research on the male anatomy, I think pharmaceutic
I woke up today to my dog's nose in my mouth. Weird?!? I can only assume that I was snoring so loudly that he believed there was a wild animal chillin in there and he was trying to catch it. Happy Sunday, everyone!! ❤️
When I leave my house, I have to leave country music on for my dogs or I'll come back to find my house destroyed. My question is ... How in the bloody hell did these two get into country music when all I listen to is metal?!? Epically confused!!
A few of the residents at the trailer parks that I work at have expressed their concern about my insanity. Apparently, when plowing the roads, and pushing the road snow into an existing snow bank, I'm not supposed to giggle maniacally. I can't help it! It's like bumper cars for grown ups. *CRASH!! MUAHAHAHA!!*
When I got to work today, the boss said to me, "There's no PINK STUFF in a work truck! What is this stuff???"
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At work yesterday, I went to fix a busted furnace. The resident said to me, "You're smart. You can play guitar. You're funny as hell. You're cute. And you can fix shit. Is there anything you can't do??" After a moment of thinking, I said, "There is!!! I can't stay inside the lines when I color!" Yep. There is no end to my badassery!
Destruct-o-J
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