My sink looks like I am playing Jenga with dishes.

OK. So I danced like no one was watching. My Court date is pending.

Is anyone else watching this season of Big Brother? So ready for Corey and America to get evicted!

Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.

Aargh! Working on the weekly challenges. How can I tell what blings I am supposed to like/polish for this one: Like or Polish 200 Sponsored Event Blings. I click on the link which shows me the list of profiles, but I have no idea what the blings look like. Help a girl out with some info!

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today, and nextday.

If anyone needs to get sh*t faced drop me a comment below!

They should make giant hotel "Do Not Disturb" signs you can wear around your neck.

I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.

I love how television has redefined the word 'marathon' to the exact opposite of physical exercise.

Cat had to have a 2nd ear surgery. The vet bills are killing me!

Socks have the highest divorce rate.

Be careful when you say "there are no bad ideas." Some people will seriously go out of their way to prove you wrong.

Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.

This week's challenges are no joke! Feels like it's taking forever LOL

I can never quite get over the irony of people fighting for the parking bay closest to the front door of the gym.

Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas.

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection's map for gas money is reaching a new low.

I make my own luck. It's mostly bad but still.