JayC's Status |
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets The funniest thing about this status is that by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s too late for you to stop reading it ... sucker! Adding "and shit" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit. Weird is just a side effect of being awesome! You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted! I have a tremendous sex drive! My girlfriend lives 400 miles away! Definition of a long distance relationship: Inconveniently the most effective way to find out if you really love each other. I love you more than meatloaf and I really love meatloaf Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You are one of them! If you're in Walmart and you're holding in a fart just remember YOU'RE IN WALMART! You know why you like me ... Cause your fuckin weird too!!! It may look like I’m in deep thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later. Sometimes I look at my girlfriend and I think Damn she is one lucky lady! I miss you so much, that I can’t stop thinking about you no matter what I am doing.
P.S., I wrote this message while I was on the toilet. I love you no matter what! Even if you do fart in your sleep! I hate when I get up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and eat a whole pizza. The hardest thing about beginning a new relationship has got to be learning to fart quietly again. I would love you, no matter what. Even if you were to fart in your sleep. My girlfriend and I are very competitive. We laugh about it, but I laugh more! You know what? The zoo is the best place to fart! |
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