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My mother told me I can be who ever I wanted to be. Turns out identity theft is a crime
Ladies don't be shy.. Show me your titties! I've got wicked chick wood. I'm upset and seeing pretty boobs cheer me up.
I'm a Grandma!!!!Before my daughter died she had two children. I gave her up for adoption. She found my sister. And,, she wants me to have custody. God is good. I have a second chance. I am so happy!!!
I just got rejected fuck that hoe! He lost our on the best 45 seconds of his life. When I give head I'll suck his balls then sing to his nuts then I kiss the head. Just because I'm greatful he's trusting me with his most valuable prossion.
Don't worry skrow there's plenty of tards living kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded she's a pilot now..
I would like someone to date. Drop me a message if you're interested. Hopefully it leads to sex. I have stock in Hersey, chocolate or strawberry syrup. If you're a diabetic , I'll bring Jello and the camera. I get freaky and that's good news!
Titties are good news. What's better then two titties ten. I want to rub my nose in a box and listen to the sweet music she makes!
If you want to get dirty I can't until after four pm my mom's visiting. I don't wanna have chick wood all day. Let me not bullshit you. These meds have me whiskey dicked. Last time I tried to spank it it took almost an hour and bub kiss! Looks that way until the find a cure for depression.
Ladies the higher power herself wants me to see your titties. Come on don't be shy. :Don't feel put out I have my girls on display in all their glory. So it's a fair trade:)
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