to find a woman you need time and money. WOMAN=TIMEXMONEY. "Money is time". TIME=MONEY. WOMAN=MONEY^2. "Money is the root of all evil". MONEY=√EVIL. WOMAN=(√EVIL)^2. WOMAN=EVIL...no wonder I keep getting into trouble, damn dames.

wheres a damn English major when you need one...

environmental ethics makes me was to go out and drown a baby seal in oil, set fires to trees in Boulder, and run over bicyclists in a Volkswagen Touareg V10 TDI while blasting the sound track from Wili Wanka in front of 3rd world starving children..

saw a 10 year old throw a gang sign at me today...thought to myself, you gotta be pretty thug to survive on sesami street these days i guess

top ramen, no phone, no net (had to drive to school for this shit), and the new pad smells like goat...ahh college life...

sex leads to babies, for you geology majors who didnt realize this...

...I swear, there are some crazy bitches on this shit...

quitting cig's is fkn annoying...

ugh, went on a drinkn binge after finals...feel like shit

alright, im chill with homosexuals...but im not one...stop, please...just stop

well isnt life a lovely little shit hole..

FINALS NEED TO BE OVER!

...too much math homework...