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My Ego is Bigger than Your Ego's Status
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!!! Shakin' my moneymaker!!! Whoa! Yay! :D
May 7, 2012comment
If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you. :D
Apr 29, 2012comment
Hi!!! :D
Apr 29, 2012comment
Hope everyone has a nice Friday and the weekend gets off to a great start. :)
Apr 27, 2012comment
Rate, like, add, fan and bling this person you will. :)
Apr 15, 2012comment
Shakin' my booty and my junk, doin' the "I'm off for two days" happy dance.
Apr 15, 2012comment
Damn! Two secret admirers I couldn't guess. Sheesh!!!
Apr 14, 2012comment
The fact that I know who Katniss Everdeen is scares me to death.
Apr 12, 2012comment
Not sure if they word of they day is going to be apathy or antipathy. :P
Apr 12, 2012comment
Hope everyone has a wonderful Easter. :)
Apr 7, 2012comment
If you see me picking my nose do not ask me to share. That is just rude. :)
Apr 4, 2012comment
Are people simply not taught manners any longer, or are they just rude mother fuckers?
Apr 2, 2012comment
It's been hard trying to find someone that loves me as much as I love myself. :P
Mar 25, 2012comment
LOL I love the hard ass shit talkers on here. :D
Mar 15, 2012comment
I'm thinking too many people on here suffer from severe cases of oral fecal expulsion. :D
Mar 14, 2012comment
I'm thinking too many people on here suffer from severe cases of oral flatulence. :D
Mar 14, 2012comment
I want some bling, a rockstar, a boomy, auto 11s, a VIP, a blast, a water gun, some double bubble bubble gum, a pony (not a fu pony), and a grilled cheese sammich!!!
Mar 14, 2012comment
Can I get a hug? :D
Mar 14, 2012comment
They should make a Barbie with no hair, so that every little girl that is fighting Cancer feels BEAUTIFUL!! Put her in PINK, and name her HOPE.
Mar 11, 2012comment
I need 25 new fans. :D
Mar 10, 2012comment
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