Don’t be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman that a man needs

The idea is to die young as late as possible

I may not be perfect, but I’m always me

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine

Look like a beauty, lift like a beast! ;)

Pain is weakness, leaving the body

8.”I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to take me somewhere.”

If you were a candy bar.. what kind would you be?

If you were a candy bar, what kind of candy bar would you be?

If I told you that everything that comes out of my mouth is a lie, would I be telling a lie or would it be the truth? 🤔

No, I don’t want your man! I’m not even sure why you want your man😂

My mind is like someone emptied the junk drawer on the trampoline 🥴

I am retired you’re not! Have fun at work tomorrow :)

What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about? 🤷🏻‍♀️😁

Love yourself, and everything else falls in line

If I was invisible… would you be able to feel me?

Super Bowl weekend come on Niners! Let’s go

Don’t trust everything you see… Even salt and sugar look alike

If I’m invisible, can you feel me?

Apparently when filling out forms you do not write 'Yes Please!' in the box marked 'Sex' ?? ;)