I woke up and the dog had brought one of each of my slippers and put them on me...I'm taking that as a sign to stop being a lazy, pouty assh*le

Caturdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Seems like a fine day to do some workin'...

I'm ready to go back to workin'...

Little things...I love 'em

HA! Stop cheering me up sexy man...go on...GIT!

Kim and mad both have three letters...

💛💚💙💜

Had another seizure. Then I had heart attack #3. Already out of surgery and in ICU.

Fine. I'm getting up, today *desk sweep*

seizure hangover...won't be leaving the chair too much. Enjoy your weekend!

Come oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn...FRIDAY! :D

They laughed at me when I kept the port-o-potty that got fished out of the swamp. Then...their septic went out. Bet my swamp port-o-potty ain't seeming so bad right about now

The suspense is killing me...deliver the damn door, already.

finally...I'm sellin' melon like a gellin' felon

I hope it rains tomorrow.

$800 for an old door?! Am I being punked?

$80 for three mini helmets...yes, please lol ^5

BINGOOOOOOOOO! I have Dr. Zaius's Pantaloons! *holds them over my head*