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Felicity Fu wife to PmAaTn's Status
I NEED A MERC SO IF YOU HAVE A SALUTE AND NOT JOINED MAFIA AND WOULD LIKE TO BE MY MERC PM ME AND LET ME KNOW PLEASE...
Nov 20, 2011comment
NEED 1000 LIKES TO LEVEL HELP ME OUT GUYS...
Oct 12, 2011comment
NEED 1000 LIKES TO LEVEL HELP ME OUT GUYS...
Oct 2, 2011comment
I am so happy right now i could eat a rainbow and poop butterflies...
Jan 21, 2011comment
I just checked my outdoor thermometer and it said "Get the f*** in the house!
Jan 2, 2011comment
HAPPY NEW YEAR FUBAR...
Dec 31, 2010comment
I just checked my outdoor thermometer and it said "Get the f*** in the house!
Dec 29, 2010comment
Why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!
Dec 25, 2010comment
COME BANG MY NEW RANG IT BANGS BACK...
Dec 25, 2010comment
GOING FOR A NAP LOVE ME WHILE I SLEEP AUTOS BOOMY AND FAMP ON...
Dec 25, 2010comment
AUTOS RANG AND FAMP ON COME LOVE ME HARD...
Dec 25, 2010comment
COME BANG MY RANG IT BANGS BACK..FAMP IN A FEW...
Dec 25, 2010comment
Why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!
Dec 23, 2010comment
If you have been naughty this Christmas be happy if you get coal...there are blind snowmen out there that would kill for it!
Dec 23, 2010comment
Santa visits have been cancelled this year -- Apparently you wrote on your Fubar status that you were nice and Santa is still on the floor laughing!
Dec 23, 2010comment
Please forward all complaints to my mother, after all i'm her fault...
Dec 20, 2010comment
COME BANG ME I BANG BACK..Please forward all complaints to my mother, after all i'm her fault...
Dec 19, 2010comment
Please forward all complaints to my mother, after all i'm her fault.
Dec 18, 2010comment
COME BANG ME AND SHOWER LOVE ON MY FAMILY..I BANG BACK...
Dec 18, 2010comment
RATES RESET COME BANG ME AND SHOWER LOVE ON MY FAMILY..I BANG BACK...
Dec 18, 2010comment
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