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If I change my status to Happy New Year, that means I will need to change it again in a few days. What will my friends think? LOL :D
Dec 31, 2021comment
Well, on to the second half of the year LOL
Jun 21, 2021comment
It's my birthday week! Bling/Coins, family invites, or adding to custom folders welcome LOL. I'm 52, just your friendly, neighborhood naughty guy. But in a good way :D
Jun 14, 2021comment
It's time for my annual "change of status", I suppose LOL
Nov 30, 2020comment
LOL, loving that I'm getting thank you notes for the bling being given by the game - juicy steak. Too funny!
Aug 20, 2019comment
LOL, just waiting for them to change leveling requirements. Almost 1 trillion points over those required. Never going to do the whatever polishing thing LOL
Jul 28, 2019comment
Yay for the updated leveling requirements. Who needs a shitface?
Jul 16, 2018comment
One of these days I’ll get my bomb shelter built...
May 9, 2018comment
Bonus on Cherry Bombs! I need bombed 17 times to level! Help us both out!
Jan 17, 2018comment
Bonus on Cherry Bombs! I need bombed 18 times to level! Help us both out!
Jan 16, 2018comment
Bonus on Cherry Bombs! I need bombed 21 times to level! Help us both out!
Jan 5, 2018comment
21 more bombs needed. At this pace... 4 every 9 months...damn...
Dec 27, 2017comment
Oh wow! Down to 23 bombs to level LOL. Maybe in another 3-4 years...
Oct 4, 2017comment
Woo hoo!! Now just 24 bombs to level! Send friends my way when they're running bombs! Thanks!
Mar 24, 2017comment
Need 25 bombs to level!!
Mar 3, 2017comment
Bonus on using bombs - I need bombed 25 times to level, please help!
Mar 2, 2017comment
Bonus on using bombs - I need bombed 25 times to level, please help!
Mar 2, 2017comment
Now time to get bombs - please bomb me!!
Mar 1, 2017comment
13 1/2 years...
Feb 12, 2017comment
Damn, how long has it been since I updated?
Jan 17, 2017comment
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