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Mort's Status
done with pity party! lets get it on! :D
Jun 6, 2011comment
sometimes I don't want to be weird or strange. sometimes I don't want to be the outcast. sometimes I just want to be understood. Tonight was one of those nights and I have never felt more alone then now.
Jun 5, 2011comment
I just dont fit in here...and I am ok with that :)
May 30, 2011comment
gone
May 24, 2011comment
yay hit my 2 year anni on here. woo....
May 19, 2011comment
*runs in steals all the brownies and runs off laughing*
May 13, 2011comment
I need to practice being an asshole...gee wizz guys stop it...how was that?
May 10, 2011comment
of all the things to do naked, using a weed eater in the front yard is not one of them
May 10, 2011comment
oh thank god! much better...i finally got music
May 10, 2011comment
so dont want to do crap today
May 10, 2011comment
If you are wanting to be treated like like life support for a vagina then just keep walking.....
May 8, 2011comment
I'm gonna take you to Wendy's girl you know you deserve it
May 7, 2011comment
I am the definition Epic Failure
May 6, 2011comment
just another person I cant be there for
May 5, 2011comment
stay strong...
May 5, 2011comment
Im tired of your games, Im tired of your tricks. Talking to you is like pick up sticks played by fucking lunatics.
May 5, 2011comment
Holy crap my cock is huge! have you ever seen a bigger rooster in all your life?
May 3, 2011comment
my ass is sore! it took quite a pounding....
May 2, 2011comment
If I was a peanuts character Id be Schroeder
Apr 30, 2011comment
really? one like?
Apr 29, 2011comment
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