Roses are red, Violets are blue, my Girlfriend is so sweet... got her mad and she made my butt sting with a hairbrush... you get the idea, right?

Bling Bling... so sad, nobody gave me a Boner, I guess I'll just have to hope for a Pocket Rocket Ride. (Think of all the bonus points you could get)

CALL 911... Someone broke into our house and plugged up the toilet with a HUGE DUMP... just us girls here, and everybody knows girls don't poo

OK BOYS... WHO IS MAN ENOUGH TO GIVE ME AN O FACE! (bling)

OMG! There is a cotton candy BLING... I LOVE COTTON CANDY!!! (I also love pink taco's... hint hint)

Anybody want to buy a redhead the "Fire in the Hole" Bling... wink wink

Any of you boys want to buy me the Latex Lady, Heel Stomper, or the You're Number One Blings... DON'T EXPECT TO GET ANYTHING BACK OR EVEN A THANK YOU...I'M JUST THAT KIND OF BITCH.

Anybody want to buy my the stripper BLING... I promise I won't be offended... quite the opposite in fact.

OMG... I spent all my welfare money on pussy and beer... can someone buy me some BOOBGLITTER!!!

NOBODY LUVS ME... maybe I'd feel better if I had some BOOB GLITTER?

Who wants to man up and buy me some bling? (nothing more then 5 credits... unless you really want to)

THE UGLY TRUTH: It's sad but true, no matter how ugly a girl is, there is/will always be someone willing to fuck them... guys, no such luck.

boys send love and taps... REAL MEN SEND BLING AND CREDITS...which are you?

It's so cold here, diamonds are soft compared to my nipples!!!

Nothing says your woman loves you like her taking almost 500 strokes of the cane for you... plus it's TACO TUESDAY, so you know who's taco I'll be eating tonight!!

O JOY! It's 7:08 and my wife is running late... my monthly spanking at my parents just got 3x plus 88 strokes with cane... all you pervs give me a pitty party before you stroke it :(

Thank you all so much for giving up you wood to feed my beaver, it is now full and happy... and has some extra in the freezer. However now the squirrels and chipmunks are hungry... so I'm asking if you can send me your nuts!

Horny boys wanted for my hungry beaver, the more the marrier, it's been a mild winter but my beaver is so hungry. It prefers medium wood, but will take soft or hard if offered and is not particular about the color or size of it. thank you for your donation.

SOMEONE BUY ME DAMIT... ME LUV U LONG TYME...or till someone else buys me

Riddle me this Batman... if someone eats you out to the point where your eyes roll in back of head, moan/screaming, squirting like a fire-hose, flopping around and convulsing like a fish out of water possessed by the devil... is it wrong of me to roll over and just goto sleep after?