Houston Astros 2017 World Series champs....i like how that sounds

God Bless Texas and the Cajun Navy

For the love of god...stop raining

in honor of this strorm..Harvey Wallbangers are on me....

so now that I'm retired...guess it's time to start planning some trips

there....status changed....

Oct. 24th is my 10th yr Fu-vessary

Just go fu married to KGB Lizzy...how lucky am I

laters Fu world...deleting my account later this week....if you wanna keep in touch ..hit me up

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my # 2 has a blast gking...please stop by and rate and like...

to all my family and friends...my # 2 family needs likes to level

Hi and welcome to fu! I'm working on a level and could use a gift from a new member. If you could stop by my page and send a gift and leave a comment while you're there that would be great! Thanks.

gonna be leaving here soon...anyone wants to stay intouch....just message me..

been losing weight...feeling good about myself.....chest bumps you all

Today is my # 3's birthday ..show Birthday Temptress some love

been a while....oh yeah i've lost 55 pounds since i last checked in...

damn today is my 7th year here on FU

According to a new survey, almost 10% of women lie about the size of their breasts. Which is why I always carry around measuring tape.

a guy was asking for change at the signal light...told him i was a federal employee...he said here's my sign....you need it