Year 2010 statistics on Airport screening from theDepartment of Homeland Security: Terrorist Plots Discovered = 0, Transvestites = 133, Hernias = 1,485, Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172, Enlarged Prostates = 8,249, Breast Implants = 59,350, Natural Blondes = 3

The average person has 1000 wishes. A Soldier has but one, to come home safe. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my friends. In honor of someone that died or is fighting for your freedom, please post