Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

B.R.B. feeding my Unicorn.....

He said, there was no spark between us anymore...So I tasered him!!!... (i will ask him again when he wakes up)...

The secret to enjoying good wine: open the bottle to allow it to breath...if it does not look like its breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

How to be Successful.....Focus on your own Shit.......

Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.

Dealing with sum people is like trying to nail jello to the fuking wall....hummm

18 of 25 Bombs

10 of 25 Bombs

12 of 25 Bombs

After this week I really need to be taken out...On a date Or by a sniper..either one is fine with me at this point....

i can only please one person a day.....Today is Not your day...Tomorrow dosn"t look good either.....

Today"s going to be a good fuking day...Think Positive....

OKay World....Im Ready....Let the Bullshit begin.....

Sum people just suck the fuking nice right outta you.....

WHAT....

BRB...gotta do a friend a favor....

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, 'No one gives a fuck.'

a kid in the park informed me that smoking was bad for me....so i popped his balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers...

i should really let my inner bitch out more often...Cause holy hell , does she get shit done....