Goodness, it's been awhile. Hope everyone is doing fantastic.

Cleaning the house with a puppy around is like raking the leaves in the middle of a tornado!! time to get back to it...sigh

Popped on for a quick Tuesday hello ..be back later this week

Ah Sunday...a day of rest... REST of the laundry, REST of the house and REST of all the other crap I put off on Saturday!

I am all moved and almost done packing. Missed my friends. Hugs

Discovering my superhero abilities, one injury at a time

I might be looking for an Evil Sidekick (experience preferred) please list qualifications below

Best way to remove stress, duct tape, shovel and a hole:)

For every truth there's a lie, For every lie there's karma

After thinking about it, I've come to the conclusion that I did the best that I could under the circumstances. That's all that I can ask of myself.

Thought this was cute... "FREE to a good home! Adorable middle aged woman, is spayed, has all her shots, is toilet trained and has papers (mostly bills). FYI Did I mention adorable?"

Can U Guess who? I will find u, take u to bed & have my way with u. U will moan , groan & even beg me to stop. I'll exhaust u & leave u all worn out. Answer: It's the Flu

I wonder if Cupid has a job opening? I would luv to shoot people in the a** and get away with it!!!

You know you're drunk when you're chopping pineapples in half screaming, "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!"

Daily Humor.. Say this really fast { I,1, 2, 1/2, 6} get it?

Tonight I'm disguised as a responsible adult...haven't decided on tomorrow yet

you know the saying, "all the good men are either taken or gay" ? They need to add "or really really far away!" to it lol!

Just when you thought I was gone for good... I'm back again :)

Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...I think he might of been talking about dating heh heh!

Be careful, whats done in the dark comes to light sooner or later.