I am exhausted. It's too early this morning.

I want a cuddle buddy

So tired. I am exhausted.

tired of being single. Any tips on where I can meet singles?

I am really excited about this weekend. Can't wait to work

Everyone has their hand in my finances but myself.

My date canceled on me today. Kinda bummed.

It sucks sleeping alone. Anyone want to cuddle?

Any tips or suggestions to the online dating world?

Headed to the Eagles game

I will be doing stand up this weekend in Reading, PA if anyone wants to come contact me for information!

These dating sites are rough, like I realize I am not the cream of the crop but damn where are these girl's standards that I go 0 for 22?

It's a dick move to back out of a party and leave you dateless 24 hours in advance.

It just sucks, I mean I was the responsible one yet I am getting punished.

ADIDAS (All Day I Dream About Sleeping)

For my birthday, should I have a large party or just a small low key night out with some select individuals?

Does anyone still solving their own fucking problems or is that a thing of the past?

Does anybody know of any places to get a good massage relatively cheap in the Lancaster/Reading area? Pulled a muscle or pinched a nerve in my neck and it is causing major problems!

I love when you go out with a group and the final bill comes. Somehow the money put in is always short and someone gets screwed.

I guess I was raised wrong, because I thank people when they make my life easier when they do work for me.