"Not saying I hate you or anything but... I hope your period comes while swimming in a shark tank.." "Before I die, I want to make out with someone with pop rocks in my mouth..." "I don't have an attitude problem, there is an infestation of idiots that annoy the hell out of me." "Public Service Announcement #327 - Just because it says 'One size fits all', well, I think you know where I am going with this.." WHy when Im not here for a week r two cuz of family ssues do I GET REPLACED?? "WHat does a lady have to do to get some likes around here?" " I don't have to have everything my way..but it will help you get along with me." "Non-alcoholic beer is like porn on the radio...." "Oh,You think I give a shit......How cute...." "Hmmmmm its Friday now what can I get into??" "MMMMMM TY,you sexy man you!!!" "We should probably make out later; you in?" "I can't stop thinking about you. I wish I could be in your arms wrapped tight and safe never letting go just looking into each others eyes." "Baby,You make my face hurt from smiling." "Think Ive been replaced.." |