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Mr Right Now's Status
370k to godfather... wheres the love???
Jan 23, 2010comment
if i were an egg would u lay me?
Jan 17, 2010comment
577k to godfather who wants to help? :D
Jan 7, 2010comment
off to bed sWEeT dreams fu!
Jan 5, 2010comment
i dont get it, u can say fuck shit bitch ass n pussy in ur status but ppl r still marking pics as nsfw am i the only 1 who thinks that makes no sence?
Jan 5, 2010comment
i dont get it, u can say fuck shit bitch ass pussy and everything else under the sun but ppl still get marked nsfw on stupid pics???
Jan 5, 2010comment
the longest "sentence" in ANY language......I DO
Dec 15, 2009comment
with so many fish in the sea once u catch them n eat them then what?
Nov 17, 2009comment
fractured my kneecap last night so relaxing on the couch. sucks i live in a townhouse n have 100000 stairs :'-( who wants to come be my maid so i dont have to get in n out of bed???
Nov 13, 2009comment
off to bed...dont know y i bother anymore
Nov 11, 2009comment
im hungry...can i eat u???
Nov 11, 2009comment
ok so not gonna delete my page but since no one can come say hi anymore or wish me a happy b-day or help me when i need it for now on im just here for the tits n ass!!!
Nov 8, 2009comment
2 ppl say happy b-day to me im fuckin done with this shit deleting page soon VERY SOON
Nov 8, 2009comment
1 fuckin birthday wish :| u all fuckin suck!!!
Nov 8, 2009comment
ok my b-days in an hr whos gonna get me the gold scorpio???
Nov 7, 2009comment
gold scorpio! whos gonna get it for me for my b-day this weekend???
Nov 6, 2009comment
would REALLY like the gold scorpion for my b-day this weekend!!!
Nov 4, 2009comment
who wants to get me the gold scorpion for my b-day this weekend??? :D
Nov 3, 2009comment
been gone a while who missed me?
Oct 30, 2009comment
in my dreams youre blowing me....some kisses!!!
Oct 18, 2009comment
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