Every time I drink I break my "no" button. Yes, I want another drink. Yes, you can take me home. Yes, I'm sure I can drive.Yes, I will dance on the bar.

Uummm I just had an argument with myself about if something mattered or not........one of me won the argument but not sure which one and if they were right. Help?

If you drop food down your cleavage, is it still okay to eat it??

Lunch at the park?? Yes!!

brb going to get some food...I got the munchies!!

I need a vacation...

Heartbroken........

Monday, Monday go away... Bring me back to Saturday!

The rules.. yeah they don't apply to me

Some days I just feel like running down the street naked, screaming "I'm a not crazy!" and I think today is that day...

I'm wearing my sassy panties today.....

Fighting to keep the peace is like fucking to keep your virginity.

Election, erection, election, erection.. Either way we're screwed!

If I wanted to talk about sex I'd have a 1-900 number making a ton of money, so spare me the sex talk on here :/

Birdy birdy in the sky, what you doing in my eye, looks like sugar feels like soup, omg its birdy poop!

#1 rule of any drunken night... If I don't remember doing it... it NEVER happened!!!

Intelligent convo welcome :)