Me Crazy? Don't make me get off this unicorn and smack you!

Don't you hate it when you have a song stuck in your head and the dial to change the station is broke?

Loving you, is like loving the dead!

Trying to figure out what accually causes more people to magically turn into morons when driving Weather, or the cop sitting on the side of the road.

Yesterday I felt so badass Blasting Breaking the Law by Judas Priest and driving 5 MPH over the speed Limit!

I wanted to be a balla, and a shot calla, but 20 inch blades would look stupid on my Silverada

I can feel your NERD Rage you do Dork Vader Proud!

My milkshake scares all the girls from the yard.....

I wish people would stop saying, "Are you Kidding me? I cannot aford to pay child support!

I kinda feel like a pokemon! The person who fuowns me has never once talked to me, just added me to there expensive collection out of nowhere.

In Wisconsin cheese just isn't its own food group its also a fetish. I always wanted to tie someone up in String Cheese and make them eat themselves out!

Got into the 30s today and all this week finally T-shirt weather yay!

Gangsta Metal Made me Do it!

Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupidity!

The hardest thing about gaming on a console besides Lagg, is waiting for the damn dirty updates!

The world today reminds me of The Walking Dead, exept instead of zombies we have stupid people.

More people should listen to Heavy Metal there are a few benefits! Stiff neck loosens up with headbanging you can also burn off negative energy while raging to awsome music!

Don't you hate it when you have a song stuck in your head, and you cannot change the radio station?

Thinking about getting another tattoo not sure what I want though!

The Best part of waking up, is heavy metal with my cup! \,,/