Rope, duct tape, handcuffs, chloroform, gloves, mask, sanitizer. See officer, just my covid 19 supplies in my car for going to work.

Starting to wonder if Im ‘essential’ or just a test subject:/

Im utilizing all my halloween masks, they may not be recommended but people stay away from me:p

I wonder if Monday ever wakes up and says “fuck, its Meday again”

I think I’d have to question the logic behind using masks that say ‘Made in China’ on them.

If Im allegedly ‘essential’ then I dont wanna ever have to pay taxes again:p

I think I’ll try to fight against the Covid by using 120proof sanitizer tonight:p

If you run out of masks try substituting a plastic bag over your head bwahahahahaha

I’m ‘status challenged’ :p

Tits!...hmm, seems like as good a status as any.

*doesn’t play well with others*

Someone asked if I ever tried speed dating, I said nyahh I dont do meth.

I’m not around much.................you’re welcome:p

I thought I had 99 problems, until I remembered I had alcohol, problems solved:P

Damn!! Ya’ll are still here?!?:P

I know I havent been around much, consider yourselves lucky bahaha Too much going on in rl for me to spend more than a couple minutes here. But I still perv, er, love, my fam lol

*insert tasteless sarcastically rude and appropriately laced with expletives status here* Thanks

*sipping coffee and wondering if I can get a restraining order against Monday for stalking*

Yawwwwwwwwnnnnnn

Im comfy right here