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Jun 28, 2012comment
Woo for hiatus!
Aug 31, 2011comment
Woo! Cali in October!
May 26, 2011comment
Macho Man Randy Savage died for our sins.
May 25, 2011comment
Happy Rapture!
May 21, 2011comment
Hide battery to prevent drunken texting... find battery 2 days later.
May 15, 2011comment
Gotta live biting. ;)
May 14, 2011comment
So check it: rainymood.com Then go here: http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k Sit back and relax.
May 13, 2011comment
Boobs have got to be the best coupon ever. Accepted everywhere it seems, and the discounts / freebies are plentiful.
May 12, 2011comment
Snooze sounds good.
May 9, 2011comment
Happy Mother's Day (Happy MILF day too?).
May 8, 2011comment
Remembering why I don't log into YIM, stupid booty calls. =-/
May 7, 2011comment
Man I love a clean house.
May 6, 2011comment
Crazy ass zombie dream, then get woken up by someone grabbing my shoulder. *sigh*
May 5, 2011comment
Nothing wrong with a little biting. ;)
May 3, 2011comment
Dying to cook up a big meal.
Apr 29, 2011comment
Clothes are not comfy to sleep in.
Apr 28, 2011comment
Captain + OJ: My cold prevention.
Apr 26, 2011comment
PS: Happy belated zombie jesus day.
Apr 25, 2011comment
People really will do anything for money. o.O
Apr 25, 2011comment
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