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So I'm at the Home Depot, making what I thought would be a simple return....
I had picked the kids up from swim practice & told them I would be right out... well after the new employee was having a hard time returning 1/2 a box of siding, I went out to the Van to get the kids cause apparently I was gonna be awhiles.... then out of nowhere.......
This crazy crack head lady yells over to me.. YO YOU FUCKING HO? I point to myself & say " You talking to me?" she runs up to me calling me a fucking pig ho housewrecker & she knows I am fucking her boyfriend...DAFUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY?!?!?! I told her to go away & get up outta my face... She is SCREAMING at the top of her lungs. YOU Are GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE... the kids were right bedside me at the time.
I have not a fucking single clue who this crazy loon is or where she came from.... anyways, by this time, she had been loud enough for the Home Depot Security to come out... right in front of them ( 2 big dudes) .... she flips off her flops and slams her arms down.... fists all ready to fling and yells right up in my face " YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BITCH, I'm GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU....."
I was like yooooo bitch back yer crazy ass self away from me now.. trying to stay calm in front of my kids (but I was actually alittle shaken up) who knows if she had had a gun or a knife or whatever..... the guard person steps in & pulls me back ... asking if I know her.. "of course I dont know the fucking crazy bitch but keep her the fuck away from me & my kids...." is what I say to him..... so he pulls me aside & tells me to stay put & she jumps up in his face saying "ARREST THAT HO She is threatening me and harrasing me & fucking my boyfriend" duh you asswipe... he just heard you scream in my face you were gonna kill me.... He was like, one hand on his taser or gun or whatever those HD cops carry, " step away from me lady... back all the way to the lawn mowers..." my kids giggle... (cause step on all the way back to the lawn mowers did sound kinna funny) she says "you best stop laughing at me you fucks...."
NOW THE COP CARS ARRIVE.... she jumps in the cops' face telling them now, to ARREST ME FOR THREATENING TO KILL HER.... he puts his hand on his gun & tells her to take a seat... she is all fucking doped up and pacing back & forth, pointing at me the whole time... saying "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU GONE DONE & DID YOU HO FUCKING PIG BITCH" The cops bring me inside the Home Depot to get out of her sight... I give them a statement.. they take all my info and the kids give them a statement... then they tell me they will escort us to the Van... as we walk by her, all cuffed now and against the wall.... she glares at me and says "YOu'Re FUCKING DEAD BITCH" 2 hours later... I am home & still a bit shook up.... my kids are like Mom that was some real shit ahappening there.
holy fucking shit dudes , was the most exciting trip to the Home Depot evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
anyways hope y'all good !!
and as always peace baby
My MIL was in a severe car accident yesterday...
totalled her car around a tree.. she is alive but very injured...
Altho he is an Ex, I am still extremely close to his Mom & family....
Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers...
thanks so much
as always
peace baby
that is all
So... I went to one of those Psychic Readers last night....
her name was Mira,,, she was this cute lil petite 67 year old with burnt red hair
she said she has "been seeing" since she was 7 years old...
she was really cool!
Her life, as she told us some stories, was anything but ordinary....
She told me things only I knew.... alittle creepy, but fascinating
She told me things that have happened in my past... more creepy & intriguing
She nailed the male roll model as a Scorpio...My Dad
She nailed I am surrounded by males.... sheeshhhhhh people.....
get yer fucking minds outta the gutter....she pulled the male card of youth 2 times ...meaning my boys
The one thing that totally flipped me out was,in the 40 minutes I was with her,
she kept pulling star cards... she said something about the stars....
something about a Female Role Model... again another star card....
a grief card, the Queen, again a star card.... that she never really left me...
that she is always watching over me....another star card...she said this person
was a Leo... she was.....
over & over she pulled star cards, i picked star cards... it was weird......
so about those stars........
about a week after my Mom's funeral, 3 years ago in February, our family went away together...
while catching a smoke one night, I happened to look up into the sky to see, what appeared
to me as a 'crooked' smile... 2 stars as eyes, and 3 stars upward to the right, looking like a crooked grin.
I looked & gazed, and it twinkled...
I was like... WoW.. .. the last time I saw her face, before she passed away, she had a crooked smile with the right side upward,
as she had had a massive heart attack and stoke at the same time,this causing the left side of her face to droop...
I waved at the smiling stars in the sky & said "Hi Mom & blew a kiss... I, to this day, do this everynight!
I've never fully shared that with anyone but my kids, brother & dad.
This woman, Mira,, that I never seen before in my life, told me I do this....
when I was walking out she said "hey".. I turned around & she peaced me & said peace baby
no shit...... trufax
totally freaky eh?
have a day ya freaks!
and as always
peace baby
okay, after having to take down my whole haunted trail... that took forever to put up.
getting my sewer snaked after the drain backed water all over my basement, during Hurricane Sandy,
and surviving the wrath of Hurricane Sandy , with 2 kids & my dad here......
I had a minute to whip this together for the contest,
so if you could vote or comment that would be way cool !! :)
http://fubar.com/fubar-halloween-2012/photo-8262179-0-1602600531
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thanks & I hope all affected by Sandy are doing okay!! God Bless
Happy Halloween
and as always
peace baby
I went to see The Dirty Heads opening show to their summer tour today...
(check em if you love good summer time jammin tunes,,, they rock it baby)
It was totally free... and with all those tents that give away stuff as well....
I was supposed to move along Furthur at a venue not so far from where the Heads were jammin...
but....................
There was a Meet & Greet with the Dirty Heads at a bowling alley only 2 blocks away,
following their show, so.... i packed my cooler & all my freebies into the van and walked to meet
the band and have em sign my Cd's & such....
picture of em in comments since i no good at this blog stuffs
after what seemed an eternity... I finally met the band, chatted, got things signed & journeyed on back
to the van to keep on trucking Furthur.... only my van was gone WTF......
sooooo.... Furthur will have to wait Furthur but Ima so in a happy high state of mind
I dont give a fuckity fuck fuck that I have to go back tomorrow & get my Van outta the impound or
wherever the fuck it is.....
hope y'all having a great weekend
and as always
peace baby
Just a big FAT Thank You to my hOarface friends
that helped me get right where I belong!
and to everyone that helped along the way!
You guys rock & make a day a day !
Have a most wonderful day
and as always
peace baby
remember when people read these and had a good time?
interacted and then did them on their own?
so ask me a question
any question and I will answer
within reason
and then post a blog asking your friends the same
pssst: it's Witchies fault!
peace baby
giggles at some people around here
Hello Beautiful,
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Hugs and Kisses
Jermaine.
