Zombie's blog: "Zombie's Brain Spillage"

"Some people say one thing and do another -- and they don't notice how their behavior affects others. You, on the other hand, take the high road. The difference shows in the quality of your work and your personal interactions." Oo that sounds familiar doesn't it? I bitch about that ALL the time. Leanne does what she says she's goin to. Why can't everybody else?

"Watch what you say, or you could unwittingly hand someone a piece of ammunition that you don't need detonated in your direction. Some discretion is definitely in order when it comes to a few of your plans." .... hahahahahahahah Where the fuck were you LAST NIGHT you fucker horoscope?

I just went through and cleared out the friends list on my Zombie Friends account... stupid thing has it set to auto-accept all friend invites. If I happened to not recognize you from here and deleted you by accident, just send another request. I'll get you back on.

"It's easy to start judging yourself by the world's standards, but it's ultimately unsatisfying -- like eating a whole bunch of cookies and then wondering why your body feels so lousy. Set your own rules and play by them." More like, stop judging yourself by the world's standards cause it makes you wonder why most people suck so much more than you do! Owned.

"Matters of appearance and upkeep take on a spiritual cast. Now, we all know that you can't judge a book by its cover, but sometimes taking great care of the wrapping indicates that you know the insides are worth it." Well I guess that means I have to start takin my ass to the gym again... cause it certainly doesn't mean skirts and makeup.

"Someone's soul makes you look beyond appearances. If ever there were a moment for opposites to attract, this would be it! You see past borders and superficial differences to the potential of a real connection." ... What? If this means someone else is gettin thrown into the mix, I swear I'll fucking stab someone! Opposite how? Seriously. Be more vague. I was more than likely ALREADY looking beyond appearances. It's what I do. Borders? What borders? Emotional? Mental? Relationship? State? Country? The spy cam must be broken today.

"Emotions could be very intense right now. Resolve not to take anything at face value. Simply observe what's going on, and make some notes. You can come to conclusions later, when you're better able to process what happened." Pfft.

I came across a MUMM on the front page today that caught my eye. Normally I don't bother to look at these, because most of them are ridiculously idiotic. This one was called "Chef vs Cook"... 3 guesses as to why I had to check it out. This person, obviously a pastry chef, has put up pictures of her work in one of her folders. She poses the question, "Do you think there is a difference between a chef and a cook? Or do you just call everyone one or the other?" I'm curious to hear what ya'll think on this subject. Leave a reply!

"If you know a certain outcome is inevitable, why are you wasting time by pussyfooting around it? Face your fears bravely and you might just discover that the situation wasn't nearly as bad as you thought it would be." Well that would depend on WHICH situation you're talkin about there, horoscope. I only have like a fuckin million things goin on right now. I'll assume it's the second thing I thought of when I woke up today and just run with that.

"That whole eye-for-an-eye policy just means that eventually all the parties involved will go blind. Ever thought about operating with another body part -- like turning the other cheek? It'll get you where you want to go." Oh I've thought about operating with other body parts, but it's not those. Turn the other cheek huh? A couple days I was supposed to be kickin ass and takin names, now I'm supposed to be ignorin people. /shrug. I can do that too.