- I'm funny. Ask my friends. I took down my funny myspace pictures which had shown my personality for the sake of people complaining that myspace takes 'too long to load.' wtf.- - I've been told numerous times that I have "the hottest ass" and for some reason, I never find it flattering. No one has made me take note of this before, so I've ass-umed that I've gained weight.... on my ass.... - - Oh, yeah, I've been told I've got really girly/feminine hands too, so don't play with them for hours. You'll creep me out. -- If you told me to choose between an apple and a Snickers bar, my mind would tell me THEE apple, but my heart would tell me Snickers. How sad is that? Chocolate is my biggest weakness. -- I throw the best parties, whether they are 3 days long or 4 hours, they're always fun and classy. -- I believe in my dreams. - - Boys- listen up- I can't tell you how many times I've heard a guy tell me he connects with me really well and he's "never" connected with anyone this well, blah, blah, blah, he's never felt this way before. Um, yeah. Truth is, that's just me. I'll be the last person to ever make you feel stupid, unless of course, I've known you for well over a year. - - I believe in the 'gut feeling.' If you're getting it, you're getting it for a reason. Someone is trying to tell you something. - - There are some people I would love to watch decompose... - - The best commercial out there was that one 409 (four-oh nine) cleaner commercial which started out as 410 (you know, four-ten, lol). However, 410 was soooo powerful that it blew up the wall, thus, they knocked it down to "409." - - I love to haunt girls who prefer to talk shit about my friends and/or me. Notice how you can't stop thinking about me? - - If you're my friend one day, and my enemy the next, you're stupid. Know this. - - There are some people who won't ever get too far from me. - - I don't make late night phone calls (drunken or not). It's not my thing. Even though it's late, and I need lips to devour, you won't see me doing it. Unless of course, you're my boyfriend. In that case, eat up. - - So yeah, I work out. - - Don't do me wrong. - - If you've done me wrong, you'll know. I'll literally pull myself from our friendship. - - I'm friendly and realistic. - - Even though I love revenge, I'm careful to not ruin your life. God will do it for me. - - Have I mentioned how random I am? - - I enjoy last minute decisions, such as the famous last-minute road trips I take out to boofoo (both in my fucking head and with Olivia) - - I've edited my myspace with my head and some web design classes, so this work here isn't anyone's bullshit but mine. - - I believe that best friends, or even lovers, can sit on a porch swing together for hours in silence. When they're done swinging, they can both walk away and agree it was probably one of the best conversations they've ever had. - - I love getting my nails done and pretty. - - If you get jealous easily, and it's leading because of me, I'm sorry to hear that. - - I only support a few private profiles, and that does NOT include my best friend, Ashley. If you've got a private profile, you don't belong on myspace, and if you're 14, you don't belong here either. - I don't like to fuck around and play games, cool? It's a waste of my time and no one is promised tomorrow. - - I believe actions speak louder than words. Actions.... speak fifty fucking times louder than words. If you're oblivious to this, we are not friends. - - I can't stand idiots who blast their music while driving past my house. I will make a fool out of you if I ever get the chance to meet your stupid ass in person. Don't do it. - - I am first true to myself- and then everyone else. - - I love children. I want at least 3 in my future. - - I believe everyone has their own fate/destiny. - - If you're boring- you and I won't ever work out in the future. - - I am good to people who are good to me. - - I have relatives in Sweden, lived there for 3 months, and picked up some of that language. Snella. - - I'm a classy girl. - - I live in a good neighborhood. -- I love to be sporty. - - I have morals. - - I love popcorn and banana shakes. - - I love running and rollerblading (LOL. I do.) - - If you're getting the idea that I'm a bitch, you've got me all wrong. I'm really a nice girl. - - I'll admit it... I'm a flirt. But come on, I'm just a girl! - -Thus, I have many guy friends. - - I have this thing for fantasy. I think unicorns exist (LOL) only to the eyes of a female virgin. huh? Yeahhhh. - - I don't like to talk shit. You'll never catch me doing it, unless I truly hate you and you deserve it. - - Ugh. I take that back. I don't hate anyone. - - I drive a Lexus SC400. It has 278K Miles on it. I'm hoping it'll last me until I graduate, so I can then buy me a new Lexus. - - My best friend Ashley rocks, no matter how much hair pulling and fist fighting we get ourselves into, lol. - - I'm truly a good girl, in spite of my partying and luminous teenage brigade. - - I enjoy the rather remarkable person, that which stands out of the norm to me. - - I give really good guy advice to girls, ask anyone, but I lack to use it toward myself at times. - - I try my best to lead a stress-free life. - - I find myself picky when it comes to guys I tend to date. Foolish, I know, but I can't help it! - - I'm almost entirely independent, except for the roof that hangs over my head. - - I look forward to see what the future has in store for me. - - Sometimes, I take a good cry @ night. I really don't have issues, though, fucking weirdo. - - I love making random videos of dance, laughter, and foolishness- and so do my fans. - - I am going to travel the whole world one day. - - My final goal is to reach ultimate happiness in all aspects of life: love, health, happiness, mental, physical, sexual, and financial success. MmmmHmmm.