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Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspectorI don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units)Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the personal on removing and replacing these necessary items.Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer. heheh please have a great weekendhun :)huggies, Debbie
I'm sorry I got to hit you with this but, one of my close friends hit me with it and I felt convicted and had to pass it on. A kid asked Jesus.. how much do you love me? Jesus replied,' I love you this much.' and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2008. I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30 minutes and something good will happen to you NOW.. This is not a fake...apparently...------copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow
Driving on his way to work one morning, a man goes flying past an Alabama State Trooper hidden behind some trees in the median of the highway. When the trooper pulls him over, he asks,"Where are you going in such a hurry?" The man replies,"work". The trooper then asks,"So what in the world do you do at work that is SO important that you have to drive 40 mph over the speed limit to get there?" John responds,"Well officer, I work for the great state of Alabama, like you. I'm a rectum strecther." Puzzled, the officer asks,"And exactly what does a rectum stretcher do?" The man then goes into great detail describing his job,"Well, first, I take a rectum, then I insert one finger, then two, then three, then a whole fist, then eventually two fists...then I stretch and pull until it is over 6 feet across." Well, the trooper thought he had heard it all, but out of curiosity, he just had to ask,"Now what in the hell does the State of Alabama do with a 6-foot asshole?"The man replies,"They give him a radar gun and a funny hat and park him in the median!" Looool have a great evening :)huggiessss
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them."Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers,"We just love the chocolate around them."
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them."Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers,"We just love the chocolate around them." 
