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33 Year Old · Female · Joined on January 4, 2008 · Born on September 4th · I have a crush on someone!
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33 Year Old · Female · Joined on January 4, 2008 · Born on September 4th · I have a crush on someone!
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Learning to was born in 1990 to a wealthy family of poodle trainers for the Romanian circus. She was given a life of luxury as a child, pampered and waited on hand-and-foot. By the age of 7, she had grown quite spoiled and demanded the world on a string. Unfortunately, her parents' evil plot reared it's head when she turned 8 and she was locked in the cellar to live out her remaining youth. She was fed a ration of bread and water twice a day, and beaten severely every 5 hours. The whys are still not known, but the demented little creature that was spawned from the abuse is. She "escaped" at the age of 17, when her caretaker accidentally left the door to her cage open. She grabbed up an old steel pipe and bludgeoned her way to freedom. Since then she has led a rampage of death and destruction that rivals those of Ghandi and Malcom X.

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33 Year Old · Female · Joined on January 4, 2008 · Born on September 4th · I have a crush on someone!

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