Driving on his way to workone morning, a man goesflying past an AlabamaState Trooper hidden behindsome trees in the medianof the highway.When the trooper pulls himover, he asks,"Where are you going in sucha hurry?" The man replies,"work".The trooper then asks,"So what in the world doyou do at work that is SOimportant that you have todrive 40 mph over the speedlimit to get there?"John responds,"Well officer,I work for the great stateof Alabama, like you.I'm a rectum strecther." Puzzled, the officer asks,"And exactly what does arectum stretcher do?"The man then goes into greatdetail describinghis job,"Well, first, I take a rectum,then I insert one finger,then two,then three,then a whole fist,then eventually two fists...then I stretch and pulluntil it is over 6 feet across."Well, the trooper thought hehad heard it all, but out ofcuriosity, he just had to ask,"Now what in the hell doesthe State of Alabama do witha 6-foot asshole?"The man replies,"They give him a radar gunand a funny hat and parkhim in the median!"Looool have a great evening :)huggiessss to ya
