Over 16,547,886 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
TAX LAWS FOR 2007
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the
fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is
pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
* Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
* Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The
brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8" - 9" Pole Tax
6" - 7" Privilege Tax
4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
