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You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.
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This is funny because its true! For all of you current and former Alaskans! :)
You know your from Alaska when...
....you think bald eagles aren't that great
... you know to go to best buy a month after a cd release bcuz thats when it will FINALLY arrive in Alaska
....you wish seagulls came with a mute button
...you can go to Mc.Donalds and order off the $1.50 menu which they feel is equivalant to the $0.99 menu
.... you were appalled by the "Carrs-Safeway" merge a few years ago
....you have to have a raven cage around your trash to keep them out
....you go to school,work whatever in the dark and come out in the dark
....30 degrees is shorts weather
....-10 is a bit nippy
....buses leaving school are delayed because a bear is in the parking lot
....you tell people you live in an igloo for kicks
....you dont swim in natural bodies of water for fear of swimmers itch or beaver fever
.... having a moose in your front yard is a legitimate excuse for being late to school
.... there is nothing like Matanuska Maid
....you only go to the fair for turkey legs and a husky burger
....you have been chased or know someone who has been chased by a moose at least once.
.... you design your halloween costumes to fit over snow gear
....you get an attitude when u have to pay tax in the lower 48
.... there is 4 feet of snow the night b4 school and u STILL have to go.
....if you dont like the weather wait 5 and then go back out
....you sleep through an earthquake like nothing ever happened
....salmon isnt a delicacy
....halibut is beer battered rather than cooked some fancy way
... 70 degrees is equivalant to 90 degrees in the lower 48
.... you know who "Sleeping Lady" is
....during the winter you rarely use your freezer,
....you think 4 bucks for a loaf of bread is cheap
.... a "cookout" is not all the time outside because its entirely too cold for all of that
.... you don't sleep in the summer because its too short to miss a minute of it
....half your friends own a sled (snow machine) and you think people that call them snow mobiles are insane
...you call tourist terrorist
...You refer to the 48 states as the "lower 48"
.... you've seen the northern lights, and you know why they are such a "big deal"
....you know its all about the snow, DUH.
...you know that Cattle Company has the best potato soup there is.
...you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Break-up, and Re-Construction.
...your bedroom windows are covered in aluminum foil or black blankets.
...Two speed limits in Alaska, the get outta my way limit, and taking cover limit
...you go to red robin and only order the bottomless fries
....you only watch the news when they announce the amount of the years dividend
...Your school classes weren't canceled because of ice
...You KNOW your teacher is stoned in class
...you have to start your car at least an hour before you leave so most of the ice and snow will melt off by the time you leave
...you wear flips flops all year, and don't get sick
...you've never seen cotton or tobacco growing, but your neighbor has a 30 acre pot field
...You think driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
...You literally cant leave the house without seeing some one you know.
...You know the term "studs" isnt referring to hot guys.
...You know that the term "native" means to get drunk.
...have to ski in gym class
...Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through red lights without flinching.
...You see people wearing Carharts clothes at social events.
...You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
.... you know the homeless eskimos on 5th ave. by name
...you know who "Binki" was and was so sad when he died.
...you expect to see a moose crossing Tudor everytime u drive down.
...You give up and tell people in the lower 48 that you DO live in an igloo and you DO have a pet polar bear named Mishka when they refuse to believe otherwise.
....you call someone without a crack in there windshield a tourist
If you can actually understand these jokes pass them along to your Alaskan friends
I totally love to snowboard and go salmon fishing. Nothing like eating snow at 50 mph. It snowed only half a dump so I might be able to ride without breaking my board in half. Can't wait for another big snow storm. The ride will be sweet then. See ya bitches on the mountain!!!!
Music
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I like hard rock and alternative music. I think music is a way to show people how you truely feel. The lyrics are messages to let others hear what your trying to say. The instrumental sounds add feeling to the words, giving them more emphasis. When I play music for people, it's my way of trying to get a message across. So this is your que bitches, Listen up!!!
Movies
My ex husband is really into movies. I always thought he sounded like a total dumbass when he tried to talk like an amature critic. I don't want to sound like that so I'll just say I enjoy a good movie every so often. MySpace Avatars
